THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

Oh I love a Salford accent.

Yes yes to Pava, Pava, Pavadise...

Of god sue I think you might be right standing by that graffiti well tough growing up seeing that sort of thing.

DO NOT RAP

Mams crying cos she knows she'll never show her ace at Mecca again

Humphy face to all you Haterz saying he'd be a rapper.

Ooooooh the cheeky little chappy crooning away!

well, that's a shocker.
Crap country ballad, no rap

Ooooops! He's good. Sorry.

No, he's going to mash up Eminem and Cuntry'n'Western.
Excellent. Like Salford meets Nashville meets Vinny Jones doing Karaoke.

He should go on Danny's team and beat him to a pulp

COuntry version of Woolly Bully?
I'd pay for that.

Will-Yum don't want him. He's had cowboys before.

Lol I was so wrong... I'm a bit impressed.

He sounded like a 50 year old

Oooh good pitch Danny!

He needed A LOT of wet wipes after that, Sue

I hate the way Mancunians say Manchester
(am Mancunian. I cringe).

One of the biggest markets in the world.

After Bury Market

or

If Danny knows how to write for a Cuntry market, why doesn't he, and make a million?
Don't tell me he was only waiting from some square headed bloke from Salford.

Manchester-OH

"I'm from manchestor"

What is it about the manchester accent that is so dirty? (anyone else remember Terry Christian?)