GREEN WING - Julian Rhind-Tutt anyone?

[Cadbury]

Is it just me getting all hot under the collar about this guy?

It is a cunning plan to repel the opposition, though, Snaff. We forge on, so to speak.

Well, absolutely MI.

Although I will admit you have the pube-edge on me. I can't hope to compete.

You forget, MI, that I have met you. You were beautiful and I was a bit sozzled. We are both however blessed with the mystical nordic colouring.

Right, JRT??

Ginger pubes.
Receding gums and probable halitosis.
Enlarged and not well maintained foreskin.
Actor-sized ego without tackle to match.

Sounds fabby, non?

Oh he is just gawjusssss!!!!!!!!

I don't have a problem with ginger pubes.

Boyce is a bit of top tottie too. I could seriouly corrupt him if someone would hold him still.

Guy has very sexy eyes, sorry girls, but he does.

What I want to know is, even if this Mac-child thing does all turn out to be balls, how is Caroline going to get around the factthat she snogged Guy? Will Mac ever forgive her (because we know that guy will of course gloat about it at the earliest opportunity!)

I need to get out of the house more.

He has to be Mac's, he's the spitting image!

Agree about Boyce, I wouldn't kick him out of bed either.

Ahaaaa, but the interview that I read gave the impression that it's Caroline and Guy that end up together anyway, not Caroline and Mac.

(So that Mac's free for me, obv.)

No, not Caroline and Guy, that's just not nice.

Last week, I thought Mac said to Holly "I thought you said that children were a spanner in the works" and she said "Well I was wrong" (or sommat) and I got the impression from that that they had split up because she wouldn't have children and he wanted them

Or am I over-analysing

And clearly Caroline has slept with Guy, they would not just snog

The man's a BEAST after all, who could resist

He is fast becoming my number 1 accompaniment to my rampant one-in-a-bed sex sessions

There's a woman in my office who is the spit of whatsername in Green Wing - the one who takes off all her clothes and covers herself in mud.

Everytime I walk past her I want to hiss Green Wing to see if she knows.

She wears the same clothes and everything.

It just might be that Caroline stops at a snog, though, MP.

good lord is this still going? I was here weeks ago

has Cadbury got her 'flabby norks' out yet

noooo surely people don't stop at snogging

not once they are over 13?

Morningpaper - have you not got series 1 on DVD?? Sheesh. Listen up -

Last series Holly the evil baby killer was mentioned... it was said that she got pregnant, not ready for baby (Mac wanted) and they split up over the (now non existent) abortion. I am a little confused as they also said then that she was engaged and having a baby... ho hum...

Also, Caroline and Guy will have shagged, surely? But them to end up together? Worrying...

Holly is a PITA.

AH thank you littlesarah am now better informed!

Saw first series but obviously have forgotten it all already

Do you have a spare £20?? Highly reccommend the purchase, can watch over and over and over...

Cappucino - how do you know my norks are flabby? (who did you used to be, btw, I can never keep up!)

You are right of course, they are.

you told me, Cadbury. further down this very thread

memory going too?

always been cappucino

yes memory gone. leaked out through norks with breast feeding. constant monotony of life keeps it from returning

oops!

He is quite the best in the series. Fabby best (boy) friend has posted us the first four episodes from his fancy recordable DVD player so we can keep up whilst still in Oz. Watched the first two last night and laughed and laughed. It's quite the best programme.

Slightly off topic - is Oz ahead/behind/same as UK for ER???

So excited about tonight's episode after the ending last week!!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to be able to see it tonight - will have to watch it when I get back tomorrow

DH knows that it is more that his life is worth NOT to video it for me!

I am excited about tonight too!