X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Nan only looks - what, mid 60s? And he's in his 30s (?), and there's a generation between them - how does that work then?

Is he going to flashdance? I don't want to see his moose knuckle.

Bit of an off key start there NanFucker

Back to the blouson jacket I see. Got to have a gimmick.

Oh sweet jesus....how camp?!

he's wearing a bit of a DFS sofa up top isn't he?

Oh I hate this poxy cheesy song.

Why is he wearing a leather jacket from 1985? Is that only just fashionable in the 'Pool?

What a feeling stabbing you

Muck.

Flash dance song? Priceless, he couldn't get anymore shit if he tried. This is like a Peter Kaye pisstake

Wth that pink background, he actually looks puce.

Even the dude who does their names sounds all unenthusiastic when saying "Christopher Maloney" Normally it's "Chriiiiiiiistopher Maaaaaaloney" but he practically mumbled it.

Fuck me he's singing now. What a feeling? What like a knife in the head? Pretty much mate.

Is it my tele, or is he is a funny colour?

Jean Val Jean does Flashdance

Mid 60s? Nan looks 80. He is singing well..grrr

Have I died and come back in the 80s? They were shit first time round.

I hate him hate him hate him.
why that shot of his crotch?
vom

Is that him dancing for his life then? A vague Dad-shuffle?
GoodO. Imminent death then.

aaaargh. Even my sky reception is protesting! This is dire.

That blousen jacket!

Why the fuck can't they invent live fast forward on tv?
I'm going for a cig, better for my health than this.
Back in a mo, shout on me if an assassination attempt looks likely.

my 11 yr old just asked me to turn TV over as its embarassing her to watch it

Quick, garrotte him with a skippy rope

Oh god that was awful.

that was horrible too

This is like one of those acts you used to see in 95 on Barrymore's My Kinda People, where he'd go behind them and take the piss, and that was the only reason it was good.