X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Argh my ears are bleeding

FLAT FLAT FLAT

A smorgasbord of voices, cheesing together in harmony.

Gwan, Louis.

Keep Caroline Flack away from this lot.

Oh, would you say these guys are a smorgasbord of talent?

Ok the second singer was better.

The smorgasbord thing reminds me of that film Capricorn One - when the astronauts are trying to get a coded message across on the live link.

I bet a pound Louis says the S-word...

This is awful. A smorgasbord of shite.

Ouch. Their caterwauling just woke ds.

OMG the dancers.

Oh Lawks, bad start. And the only sexy Queen song by any stretch of the imagination and they've given it to a group with four pubes between them.

You're a racing car? You're a fecking joke sweetie. Soz and all.

There go my ears again. That's no smorgasbord of talent.

Smorgasbord of shite, more like.

I sing this better when I'm gasping for breathe after 30 minutes on a running machine

Oh fucking hell. This is why people shouldn't sing Queen songs. There's only ONE Freddie.

The second singer sounds like Mark from Westlife.

I think these are better than the first boy band, whose name I can't even remember!

I can't hear this song without remembering walking in on a 17 year old DS1 dancing alone to it in the kitchen. I've never seen anyone quite as red.

Alma beat me to it.

Thank god for autocorrect. I can't fucking spell smorgasbord.

Hmm, tuning issues.

oh dear. Flat, tuneless, and worst of all IT'S QUEEN.

I hate Queen. I say it every year

Stop.

George is a cutie but looks about 10.

Smorgasbrot with Flaatbrod

Someone stop them now. Please.

Fuck off with the fucking crappy prancing dancing pratty dancers. Spoils it.

I suspect that unless you're Freddie, it's best not to sing his songs.