X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Hey, thanks ladies...

at your dd saying twat, pagwatch - I'm glad it's not just mine (heard "fucks sake" coming from her 3yo mouth while we were lost on birmingham station the other day....oops!)

I hate these chocolate finger adverts, they weird me out

If Louis says smorgasbord, I might stop calling him a twat.

Omg there's an hour left. I'm going to have to get more wine.

I am Louis Walsh.

How can someone who did 15 years on cruise ships be that nervous shaky and crying.

OMG Louis is MNing whilst on xfactor.

D could have been brought up in outer Mongolia. She got twat from me unfortunately.
I thought, until shockingly recently, that it was just a derivative of twit.

I think you will find that I am, smoulder

I think someone should ring into the Xtra Factor and ask Louis if he is a secret MNetter!

Very easily mymumsdaughter, the first few years of my career I used to throw up before I went on stage.

Wow I'm taller than Dermot!

LOUIS!

(I had 4 exclamation marks there, but deleted cause of Chaos's thread)

I seem to have started something with Louis being on here!!

If he says smorgasbord I will love him and i will feel like The Hand Of God. A bit

IMPOSTER

That's cos you'd never dined at my grandpa's, Pag. He announced some time ago, at complete random, 'Did ya know twat means vagina? HA! TWAT!'. That was an interesting dinner.

Dermot's pretty good looking in real life though. He used to go to the cocktail bar I used to go to. [weeps a little weep for my pre-DD life]

Mymum- he looks like he may have been a drag act that is probably not true . Dressing up as his nan calmed his nerves. maybe

The Hand Of Pag. Truly it giveth and it taketh away.

If he says smorgasbord, then MN might well explode.

Hahaha @ dinner at grandpas

No, it is really me. Honest.

I'm off to make a cuppa soup, can't decide between pea and ham or szechaun?