Right questions.
I missed the first 15 mins because I was watching the end of Ponders End on the planner in an effort to get it down before the recordings start eating themselves.
I need to know who nominated whom and why. i switched on just as MeJulie was starting. Refer me to another site if it's easier.
I agree with it all being a game, bruv. So I can excuse everything, even MeJulie's denials.
Her only hope now is that viewers see her as the tearful pensioners' champion. It has a chance of working because CBB's core viewers are under 30 and mostly know old people from documentaries on the war shown around Poppy Day.
My mum is a genuine kindly, twinkly pensioner with a stock of Werther's Originals always on her person who is scandalised by leopardprint garments and she's hated MeJulie since before I was born.
(She hated Elsie Tanner btw and even though she's been dead for years, that's never going to diminish, so in a death match between my mum and MeJulie, MeJulie would be dead meat).
But there's no way she'd ever watch CBB, waste her pension on voting or even work out how to phone in, so her hatred is neutralised.
Harvey sees everything in relation to his own unpleasant values. The letter from his mum tells me that's she's never told him he is a cunt and there's no way she was ever say: "I am ashamed to have given you life. You are dead to me now. Fuck off.'
Julian is game-playing too but it's not as offensive. I don't see why he should be the one to make a stand against HAM and risk them starting a campaign against him.
I also think he correctly guesses there are lots of people outside who weirdly think Ash is sweet, Harvey and The Sitch are lads and Martin is an attractive older man and not a bit sulky about being consigned to the B-team with the Prince by HAM.
It would be nice if he told MeJulie she is an evil cow but no-one else is doing it, are they?
Martin is horrible and I've said it from the start. He just masks his repellent views on rivals and women - but not well enough from me 
What is going on round Martin's lips? Instead of smiling he purses them together and stretches them over his teeth before unleashing the full beam of yellowing tombstones.
It's not attractive but I think he believes it looks manly and ironic. He probably practised it a lot in the mirror in the early days of Spandau Ballet until it became automatic.
Sorry for the essay.