He's not the messiah...

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Part 3. optional, but may help!

Night all. don't dream of Creepy Glasses Jesus.

Right - my top three:

Simba Jesus
Jesus Jesus
Oirish Jesus

Clean living?? Doubt it. He's Irish.
Can say that without generalisation as am also Irish.

That means Roger is approaching my age and I wouldn't be ridiculous if out with him. Yay!

Right laydees I. Off to beddie byes! Same time tomorrow?

I like:
Simba Jesus
FOrgettable Jesus
Mackem Jesus
-all pretty much equally.

My top 3

1. Rory Jesus (because his other nicknames are too mean seeing as he is lovely and hot)
2. Mackem Jesus (but would be better Judas)
3. Doesn't look his age Oirish Jesus

Night all. See you tomorrow. My liver is hating this.

Whenever I see mackem jesus he makes me think of Robin hood

look mackem and Allan A Dale

It's my birthday tomorrow. As a treat to myself I might not watch.

Simba is sooo hot and has a great voice but was pants last night as he canny do rock so he's wrong for the part.

Would do well as Peter though. Peter could also be naked from the waist up at some point, surely? Or the waist down. I'm easy.

Actually, surely some of them will end up as apostles?!?

Oh mine is on Thurs. What age will you be? I can't watch tomorrow, so Happy Birthday in advance.

Thanks Never, I will be one more year over forty than I was. You a crabby Cancerian too then?

Always. I'm coming 33. :(

Me, DH and DS1 are crabby Cancerians. Poor DS2.

Happy birthday for tomorrow sparkling, and happy birthday for Thursday never! all round

I'm Gemini and I'm crabbit too.

The actual film is on ITV3 right now. It's Simon Zealotes.

Happy Birthday Sparkling

Gwan, start the new thread. It's your BIRFDAY, you deserve to. Gwan.

Happy Birthday Sparkling! May it be filled with splendid wtf-ness

I missed most of the last 10 minutes last night because dh came home, and insisted on talking to meI suspect I didn't miss much.

So, who's going? Didn't like Nathan with his girlie-do last night. I don't think Jesus had access to hair straighteners. I keep forgetting their names... possibly the vodka

So, we've had colour co-ordinated hankies...maybe socks tonight, or hats. And they really need to work on the fuck-off song!

Thank you! I expect it will be a WTF birthday-they usually are.

Right, so my friend has finished watching last night's episode on playback and has emerged from her warm bath of Rogerness to update her spreadsheet.

Boyband Jesus was definitely the right one to go. Rubbish vocals.

Frontrunners: Simba Jesus , Fat Thor Jesus, Not-so-forgettable-now-huh?-Rory-Jesus, Jesus Jesus.
Possibles:Glasses / No Glasses Jesus, Bieber Jesus (though is it me my friend or is he morphing into Will Young?) Mackem Jesus
Not feeling it: Oirish Jesus, Butlins Jesus

OOh your friend has been concentrating Aspirant. What does she think of the panel and Amanda Holden?

She thinks Amanda Holden needs a slap, and that she possibly ceased to be a real human being some time ago and is now in actual fact a Stepford Wife android. She loves Dawn French (natch), harbours a long-standing secret girl-crush on Melanie C and won't hear a word said against her, although thinks that her wardrobe is wide open to criticism. Begging for it, actually. She has never been a fan of JD but is finding him strangely attractive suddenly - she is, however, very tired and possibly just needs a holiday.

Lord LW looks like a frog, as ever, but my friend was heartened to hear him make the exact same comments about Fat Thor Jesus that she herself has been making in her head throughout the entire process.