He's not the messiah...

[Glaikit]

Part 3. optional, but may help!

Ouch

Bet you a tenner they give him an ovation.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

60 minutes gone, 30 to go, only still here because I'm a bit of a Niall fan. I had to watch nearly all of it yesterday too. Halfway through The Mentalist box set, not sure if I won't end up watching that instead if Niall's not on soon.

Mackem Jesus reminds me of a bloke I went to school with. He's now a conman basically. So that's not good..

Mackem Jesus always looks bored when the panel are offering their critique.

He has a point!

How are the panel keeping straight faces coming out with all their comments?

Comshumint professional Jase? Whassat then?

Producers is you are reading, tell Jason to shut the fuck up! We don't care what he says.

I think he wuld be better as Judas than Jesus. Looking forward to Mr. Minchin in that role, though.

I loathe Jason Donovan. He's a twit.

This Jesus looks shifty....

Oh fgs. There isn't a STORY. The lyrics say that everybody hurts. That's a statement. No story.

Where is Tim Minchin?? I only wanted to watch this because of him

Tim's already got the part, innit? He doesn't need to audition and deffo not for another part

Rock your socks up? Wtf is that when she's at home?

They so want Rory. Remember how horrified ALW was when busty Nancy won? Not what he had planned at all, lol.

Sorry - more on the same theme but Tim Mitchen - yummmm

Jeff!! Proper beardy Jesus. Baby jesus? wtf is Amanda on?

They could swap him for Jason. Nobody would notice or mind! I love a man in eyeliner!

He's the youngest Raahh. Hence baby Jesus.

Yes but Sue- Tim was mentioned on the original trailers bastards that's WHY I thought this would be gooooooood.

Is it bad that I pretty much know ALL the words to ALL the songs in JCS?

(And Les Mis, and most of some others)

Ahh, gettit now, Glaikit

I'm rooting for Beardy even if he is shit

Doesn't look the youngest though, Oirish and Forgettable look waaaay younger. That Jesus beard is ageing.

Plus he too has the wonky bin-lid lower jaw that bugs me so. And I fear is a little smug.

Can we do another night of this? I am seriously flagging here. I still don't have a favourite, the panel are annoying. I am struggling to care, but I want to watch.

Oh look - show tunes in the advert for the programme. None to be seen in the actual content, mind.