He's not the messiah...

[Glaikit]

Part 3. optional, but may help!

Oooo he can do the woooo woooo wiiooii

Gospel choir!

They are really nicking ideas now!

PeterCrouchButlins Jesus is a tad strange.

yy to naked Simba.

Nellvarnish has taste.

I think I'd like a naked Simba even better though

Yes. One thing tha would improve ratings is a naked Simba Jesus

He was so not feeling it Dawn.

And they are speaking to them straight on rather than to the side like last night too.

Do you reckon someone's lost the key to wardrobe & they're all having to dig in the 'raggy bag' like at school?

Aw thanks Never. Could have two at a time. We could share.

Mel C's ponytail is a different colour from the hair on the top of her head.

How is it a song about frigging optimism?

Does ALW think he wrote every song in the world now?

The panel are talking like people give a shit.

Mel has clearly rehearsed everything she wants to say beforehand, regardless of what actually happens in front of her...

Headphone mics, Headphone mics, Headphone mics

Butkins looks like a young Jonny RObinson DD says. I think she has a point.

Hold on though - they're still using hand mics. We did slag that a lot.

Ooo naked Simba. Ratings would go through the roof

We could invite niall too. If he grows his hair a bit.

Who's johnny Robinson?

Two more Jesuses after the break. Surely it should be Jesi ?

Off X Factor, Glaikit. THe skeletal gay one. Used to be a drag act.

Skinny camp bloke from x factor.

I'll buy those tickets Glaikit, if Simba does the loincloth

That Hank Marvin advert - does that woman give the worst delivery of a punchline ever? Or just top ten?

has anyone read my story? My poor coccyx still hurts sometimes