Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

Get in line, lady

I reckon I could take you ...

well it's Danny and Jessie's teams. There will be a lot of air punching.

I'm only watching to see if Bill.je.suis ever lands on planet earth. (Though his loopiness is much more fun

I hope Bald woman goes this week, and LadyGapyear.

More importantly, though, how much cleavage will Holly have on show?

yup, it's the one where he serenades all the horny mothers.

I also think there will be a lot of competition for Will.E.Tweets affections

(and since his acts aren't singing, he doesn't even have to pretend to be interested)

and the lovely Max will be on it. DH is up at the NW200, I hope he doesn't come back in the middle of it. Danny's gurning face drives him bonkers and he moans the whole time he's on.

Where are we up to? I have missed the last couple of weeks.

I was going to make suggestive comments about moaning and Will.Is.Mine but I'm too grown up and sensible.

His personalised Star Trek style jacket would look fab on my bedroom floor...

Well Boffles, they are all shit, except for Max and Will.In.My.Pocket did a wiggly dance last week and a nation of horny middle aged women fell off the sofa.

Dh thinks he's going to watch the football.

Hahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahhhahaahahahahaahahah

This week Jessie and Danny have to cull two of their acts. No doubt Jessie will cry and milk it for all it is worth.

I wonder if he designs his own undies? Will.e.Warmers?

We demand to know

Are they doing group songs this week?

I'm betting he's got some wowsers.

In his trousers.

Yeah.

Dope man.

Oy coco! I am not middle aged

(But I sure am horny) Horny.I.am

Boffles, zat you? Have I named you?

I am here, just come in in time . Will Will.He.Tweet actually look up this evening, without his acts and the enticement of wearing jodhpurs to spur him on?

I hope he's mad as a box of frogs as usual.

I apologise stifnstav, you are disqualified from Wills love for being too young.

You have, Sue! I fancied a change

Quite right. Can't get stale and all. Plus it throws the haterz, innit?

I would really not want to shag Bill.He.be at all. I think he'd be very needy.

And then there's his wet wipe obsession. No crispy sex towel for him.

You know that thing Americans put on loo seats - disposable paper barriers? I bet he has special fanjo shaped ones made.

How do you know about his wet wipe obsession I like a clean man

I like wet wipes

Perhaps he makes his lovers wear those white paper forensic suits with a small access hole? Although it would be uncomfortably like shagging a Ku Klux Klan member.