Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Aww :(, you got me all excited! :D

Rosie is a cow, simple as that. And her über, über posh friend Victoria is just as bad.
Rosie seems to forget that she 'hooked up' (God, I'm cool for saying that) with Hugo when Millie was going out with him!

Okay, now to names: Cheska I assume is a Francesca, but how the hell do you get to the nn Binky? And is anyone else rooting for Jamie and Binky to get together? :o

Binky is arabella I think I don't think I should know that

I loved Francis standing up for Jamie. Actually I just love him generally! He makes me laugh!

I love the fact no one can say 'I know you were bitching about me because I SAW IT ON LAST WEEK'S EPISODE'. Oh no it has to be 'so and so told me you were bitching about me'. :o

Proudlock is bloody gorgeous.
Spencer is about to balloon! If you look closely you can see him expand by the second.
Freddie Mercury is clearly Hugo's real Dad.

Francis made me laugh my arse off talking about jesus....I don't think he knows that he is hilarious.

But by god some of them have turned into right twats this series.

I'm slightly obsessed with Ollie. He is so beautiful - those eyes, that hair. I'm enthralled by him.

What on earth was Louise thinking?? Poor Jamie, I really hope he gets together with Binky - they would be such a cute couple.

Francis was brilliant last night, DH and I have been amusing ourselves ever since asking "what would Jesus do?" about every random decision we have to make .

But can someone tell me how it is that slebs seem to inhabit some sort of parallel universe where they can sunbathe in London parks and play badminton in their t-shirts while in the real London it has been raining ALMOST EVERY DAY SINCE BEFORE EASTER

That "sculpture" that Victoria did was hilarious!

Also I saw a tour of Rosie's house in last weeks Now magazine (classy!)

Flubba, Binky is Alexandra, no idea how you get Binky from that!

We were at Chewton Glen this time last year so I was like, well jel, of the girls last night.

I can't believe that I'm watching this chod - or that I've commented on a thread about it either - I've been indulging secretly up to now! They're all utterly horrible people and irritate the hell out of me - perhaps because they all remind me of people I knew/know from my pre-marriage SW3 London days .

"Jesus was like a superhero who got shit done!" Francis is a star :)

I think its Weez is a right tit, she cheats on her fella and then gets all upset and runs away to pamper herself and then gets pissed off when Millie "didnt intentionaly" made it about her. She was just as bad as Spencer but was actin like a victim.

Wish a bloke would hire an entire resturant for me! Im lucky to get fish and chips and a bottle of hock! hehe

Weez is a gormless turd. Spencer is a wanker as is hugo. Rosie and exquisite cake are vile, Richard is actually ok but his hair is appalling. I heart Ollie and Binky the most! Francis is also shaping up to have a backbone.

Oh it was great last night!!!!

agree Millie needs Caggie to fight her corner

I am team milly, but she could have handled it better. at least she is not two faced

also team francis, loved him last night

used to like Cheska but her shit stirring and bunny boiling has out me off

no comments on weez, other than she must really like spencer, silly moo

look !!!! prof green had a fight with victoria in twitter!!!

www.metro.co.uk/tv/899125-made-in-chelsea-star-victoria-baker-harber-branded-a-horse-by-pro-green

That Victoria has a very unfortunate face. As if a human and a piranha mated and she was the resulting spawn.

Ooh I love Professor Green for that!

And Liily Allen getting stuck in too, Victoria should wind her neck in, Lily could take her in a fight I think.

Jamie and Binky, yes! That would be great. Rosie and Victoria are vile, going on about Millie and her causing drama when it's all them, yuck.

Hugo's girlfriend Natalie (had to google her name) - I've never seen someone with so little discernible personality. The lights are on, but there's nobody home. She just sits there, staring blankly.

I still love Francis's line from a couple of weeks ago. Someone (Millie?) asked him what he was doing in a shop selling women's underwear: "Oh, just thinking outside the box".

How have I missed this thread?

Why do women like Spencer? Louise is an idiot. Am I alone in thinking that Jamie had a right to be upset? Quite disappointed in Hugo's response.

Realise I sound overly invested in this.

Kimberley suddenly got interesting!

Hugo was a dick in his response. Jamie should have asked Hugo whether he'd be so understanding if Spencer had tried to fire into his talking doll Natalie's knickers.

Louise is so dull and she does not suit a centre parting. Love how there's no mention of Caggie. Off screen, off script is clearly the mantra.

Proudlock still yummy.

Squoish

Caggie will come back in, dressed head to toe in white and Millie will hug her and sob. Probably the penultimate episode I'm guessing.

Agree about Proudlock.

I was going to say that Richard Dinan and Kimberley Whatshername would be the most dull couple ever but she might turn out to be a calculating gold digger who googled Richard and his fortune after the polo match and changed her mind about a date.

Please someone wipe the smug look off Rosie and exquisite's faces.

squoosh obviously (iPhone typo)

They are blinding in their blondeness. Like two prize ponies with all that hair swishing.

Oooh Prof Green and Lily Allen would totes wipe the floor with Horrible Victoria and her crew .

I AM totally over invested in this and I don't mind saying so!

I want Caggie back, however annoying she can be she is the Alpha Female of the group and needs to sort Rosie and Victoria out pronto.