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**THE PERFECT PENIS** CHANNEL 4 11PM

35 replies

7777777 · 30/01/2006 22:48

gona be v. interesting or absolutely gross or praps a bit of both

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muma3 · 30/01/2006 22:49

might have to stay up to watch it , ill or not lol

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:45

OH MY F*CKING GOD!

did you see THAT?

barf, barf, barf, barf

oh, oh, oh, oh

Mytwopenceworth · 30/01/2006 23:46

what was it like - dh wouldnt even let me finish asking him if i could watch it!

bubblerock · 30/01/2006 23:47

That would need it's own seat on an airplane!!

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:48

mtpw - you had to see it! [my stomach hasn't settled yet - oh my!)

put it like this - his balls and d*ck filled both his cupped hand and then some [green bilious look]

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:48

bubble!

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:49

balls 24" circumference apparently - I think he was gay so the ladies need not worry!

lockets · 30/01/2006 23:50

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Mytwopenceworth · 30/01/2006 23:50

so he had a big one? why is that sick making - would make me have big grin!

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:51

lockets - is he jealous?

mtpw - you don't understand ....

lockets · 30/01/2006 23:52

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Mytwopenceworth · 30/01/2006 23:52

no i dont - someone is going to have to go into details cos if it is that he had a HUGE penis - well, cannot go into details but. well. erm. too shy to go further just say cant see problem.

bubblerock · 30/01/2006 23:52

No it wasn't big as in Ron Jeremy big it was fat and repulsive and just hanging like a tumour. It really wasn't nice.

Mytwopenceworth · 30/01/2006 23:53

oh lockets sorry x posts, so not a willy at all? what did it look like? any c4 pics or links at all?

lockets · 30/01/2006 23:53

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JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:54

well we all know it is lockets you have a real [deep voice) man there - go and make him a cuppa quick!

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:55

how the heck does he walk?

bubblerock · 30/01/2006 23:56

well it certainly doesn't fire blanks!

Mytwopenceworth · 30/01/2006 23:56

anyone know if it is going to be repeated on e4 or anything?

JoolsToo · 30/01/2006 23:57

I would imagine more4?

bubblerock · 30/01/2006 23:57

I would imagine it's like 1000% worse than having pregnancy piles

lockets · 30/01/2006 23:58

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JoolsToo · 31/01/2006 00:00

must be like having a football on your lap constantly - be handy for any stray cats on yer fence though

lockets · 31/01/2006 00:01

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Mytwopenceworth · 31/01/2006 00:05

when you say not a proper penis?

is it natural or the result of surgery?
how big is it? - compare to fruit or vegetable
what is its general shape?
does it look like a penis. if not, what does it more closely resemble?
can he ahem use it?
how does he feel about it?

if it is repeated can you make my dh let me watch it?