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Downton Abbey

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harrietthespook · 11/10/2011 22:20

Ladies....as we were?

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alemci · 21/10/2011 11:57

My dh made me laugh. He came in and I said Matthew has been wounded. "Oh has his willy fallen off".

It seemed to be a week of impotence after seeing 'Broken glass' Arthur Miller in London the same week

limitedperiodonly · 21/10/2011 12:05

It's taken me ages to post because I kept checking in the hope that someone would repost my excellent comment so I didn't look vain.

But sod modesty. I must know and I must know now.

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 21/10/2011 14:24

so where is the quote then?

HermanMumster · 21/10/2011 14:53

yy, where? I shot to the Round-up but no go.

We should be 99% of the Round-up really.

MarthasHarbour · 21/10/2011 15:56

Was it the 'lights out nightie up knickers down' one? Made me snurk [hwink]

spongefingeranyone · 21/10/2011 15:57

Tis this: limitedperiodonly frets about the direction Downton Abbey's plot is taking: "The dawn of a new era is one thing but how beastly if poor Lady Mary is forced to assemble flatpack furniture after a hellish Sunday afternoon with Sir Richard at Ikea."

Addictive thread, much like DA. Roll on Sunday!

Saltire · 21/10/2011 17:15

limitedperiodonlyThu 20-Oct-11 14:40:33

Besides, many couples find blindfolds and other utensils an exciting part of lovemaking.

It's this comment of Limitedperiodonly that made me giggle - the mind boggles at the use of utensils - like a wooden spoon or a spatula, or one of those oldhand whisks Wink

limitedperiodonly · 21/10/2011 17:26

Oh thanks. I've gone all shy now Blush

ThePsychicSatsuma · 21/10/2011 21:09
limitedperiodonly · 22/10/2011 00:01

DH has a 25 inch elk antler shoe horn hanging on the back of the wardrobe door.

I just measured it.

He says it's purely for reasons of comfort when slipping in.

LeBOOOf · 22/10/2011 00:03
ScatterChasse · 22/10/2011 00:20

I couldn't see the quote of the week in my e-mail...it's gone all coloured and arranged in boxes too!

Woteap · 22/10/2011 09:08

Limited -"slipping (it) in" eh fnar fnar!!

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 22/10/2011 10:05

Limited
OUr lives and this thread won't be complete until you post a photo of shoehorn!!!

DigOfTheStump · 22/10/2011 11:09

This one maybe only works in Scotland.

DD (14) was explaining the plot to DH. "Matthew's, err, man sausage no longer works. It's now a flat sausage!"

DigOfTheStump · 22/10/2011 12:32

Ear god, I thought those links were to sausages lol

limitedperiodonly · 22/10/2011 12:51

bossybritches he wouldn't like the first one because it's fussy. The one in the wardrobe is restrained, almost organic in it's shape and it's hornier.

He gave something very similar to the second one to a friend. He didn't like that either because there was a bit too much going on for the aesthete inside him.

As I wrote that I started to wonder about him.

I will post a pic later.

limitedperiodonly · 22/10/2011 12:54

Sorry, 'man sausage' Grin. What an excellent way for your DD to help her dad understand the regard in which women hold men's private parts.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 22/10/2011 22:12

careful what you slap on the grill

mrszimmerman · 22/10/2011 23:14

limitedperiodonly
LOL
ROFL
xxxx

Bossybritches22 · 23/10/2011 16:56

Watching last weeks again.....just as good if not better as I could watch different bits/faces in the background!!

MarthasHarbour · 23/10/2011 20:00

limitedperiodonly you are tres funny

looking forward to Matty getting his mojo back - is that gonna be the xmas special, sat round the xmas table, he glances at Mary's ankle and feels that familiar stirring...

spongefingeranyone · 23/10/2011 21:01

Trailer before adverts has just said Mary is caught between a rock and a hard place. Maybe cousin Matthew is going to get his man sausage back thenGrin

Georgimama · 23/10/2011 21:03

here we go