X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

Who's ShittyKitty?

And in a sort of related topic, i had a rather bizzarre dream last night where i made Lemon Merainge cupcakes for Gary Barlow, because he asked me to. I don't even fancy Gary Barlow.

ShittyKitty is Kitty, the fake blonde drama queen who did the most ridiculous shaky flappy hands and hysterical crying thing when she got through boot camp last week and is just generally up herself and extremely annoying.

Ahhh... yes. Her. Me no likey. She came across as a bit of a twat fool, didn't she?

Reporting for shagging duty. I hope my broadband holds up- it's been patchy today.

Indeed, deemented!

Marking place for later!

v. disappointed, but my colleague met Gary Barlow this week and says he's really boring and an old man.

Hoping our guests leave in time

What time is kick off?

Marking my place for later. Am very happy as am not being FORCED to be sociable with RL people tonight, so can stay in with my tv and my laptop where I belong.

Who's Sian who's been kicked out because she had a criminal record, which I heard about on This Morning.

Which one is Sian? I don't know any of their real names just the evil nicknames we give them.

I saw this years xfactor drugs 'scandal' in the paper. Frankie chlamydia admits to smoking dope. Zzzzz

Ah - saw Sian on Yahoo last week. It was all quite sad really - she got into a fight aged 16, accepted a caution, then five years later or whatever, couldn't get a visa to go to Kelly's house in the US, so had to withdraw.

Can't remember what she sang, but she had very memorable eyebrows!

Ooh, I haven't seen any of that scandal! I've been convalesung today to the entire series of Pride And Prejudice, so I am all full of Colin Firth's burgeoning erection. Happy days.

How are you LeBOF, and have you had a fag yet?
And which one the fuck was Sian?

Ah, ot was more serious than that: from the x factor site-

"24-year-old Sian was jailed for two months in 2009 for affray and was unable to get a US visa to join judge Kelly Rowland in Miami, meaning she had to leave the competition."

Give 'em up Boffles, they're not good for the puppy.

Am here, reporting for duty.

Blame the older dog, Pepper, Sue. She's been on 'em for years.

ello loadies ive got my barry lovin eyes on and a bar of chocolate to see me thru, roll on judges houses!

Dominos on order, wont be here till the first break....cant wait to see the houses!

'for affray' wtf does that mean?

BOF put the fags away

Guests left. Hurrah for small children with early bedtimes. Although their youngest was a right little madam. With LOUD american shrieeeeeeeeky voice.

Anyone got any spare? I drank mine during Strictly!!!

You can have one of mine, ilove im on the CocaCola

Such has been the stress of intensive DIY and birthday-ing, I am back on the sauce. G&T here.

I am starting my own Bingo, played alongside the usual. Everytime they get the breathy Irish girl to sing breathy Irish songs (Corrs, Damien Rice, Cranberries), I am downing it.

Shitty Kitty has annoyed me already.

"For affray" means she was one of 2 or more people fighting in public