Da da da da da da da- THE APPRENTICE FINAL THREAD!

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Come and grab a space on the sofa- but bring nibbles, wine or cake. And take a punt on the outcome while you sign in: I'm guessing Susie...

Nice standing ovation from the other women.

What happened to Helen's hair?

Helen swipes away 120 years of feminism. Sigh.

yes it needs a good brush

The lights go out and she switches her face off.....

Amazed Lord Sugar didn't suggest to Helen that her "concierge type service" was merely providing what any decent wife does.

Helen's looking darn cute...sorry about the 120 years of feminism!

It looks like she's just taken it out of the bun and shaken it loose. Maybe she tried a last ditch attempt at seducing Suralan into changing his long. Sorry for non-feminist overtones!

He would have been thinking that amothersplace...

His mind. Changing his mind!

Hey! Less of this 120 years of feminism crap. I was a PA for 20 years. It's not just women's work. It's hard work. Without PAs most companies would fold tomorrow. Fact. So get over it that she created a service to help people.

So the men appear in suits, women in tight dresses. Fabulous.

I was talking about the hair and dress, not the idea. Though the idea was crap.

Yes, yes. The women are dressed as sluts and the men are dressed professionally.

Did we move this thread to the stupid annoying feminist section when I wasn't looking?!?!?!

The idea was crap, I agree. But not because it was anti-feminist. Because she had no idea what she was doing.

So not one of the previous winners still works for Lord Sugar?!?! Interesting...

Sorry, lord sugar is choosing the men by their brains, women by how they look? Silly me.

The last two winners have been women, FFS. Get the chip off your shoulder.

Anyway, I'm done, night all. It's been fun. Until tonight.

Weird that her website includes apparently nude shots (albeit headcand shoulders).

Head and shoulders. Excuse fat thumbs.

I like her hair and don't care about her dress.

But I do see about the feminism thing because, to me, her idea felt like a let down. Having been touted as the normal, sane , working PA-made-good, to come out with some chick-lit shitey business plan from 1992 was a limp sausage.

I suspect it's less that he is bullish to work with - more that they get disappointed with disappearing into the organisation after being on Tv and trumped up....

Explain the chick lit connection? i didn't get it before...

Yes those stupid, annoying suffragettes, getting women the vote. Those stupid, annoying women of the 60s and 70s, getting women equal pay. I'd much rather not be able to vote and get paid less than half for the same job.

yes - to being a product man - i don't think he stands for wankery....