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katie & peter on children in need

152 replies

myermay · 18/11/2005 21:05

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DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 10:50

and... compo - yes. i judge and retain my judgement long term. examples of which are:

  1. peter andre - that crap he spewed back in the mid-nineties will always be stuck to him like snot in a bathtub.
  2. robbie williams - being a member of take that was commiting crimes against the music industry (and humanity) and he shall never be forgiven.
  3. carol smiley is dirty, i don't care how happily married she is and how many 100's kids she has.

PS: jordan is a bog trotter.

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 21/11/2005 10:51

My mistake DC

PS Methinks you protest too much.. I bet she is your #1 pin up..

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 10:53

puke. like i said, i was far more taken with fiona bruce that night (those legs! THOSE F**KING LEGS! )

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 10:54

PS: jordans mum smells of elderberries and her father was a hamster.

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 10:55

.... and those boots. those shiny boots with the legs in them. oh fiona.. ooh fiona.

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 21/11/2005 11:14

DC get a grip!! Start chanting 'Christine Hamilton' to yourself or something!

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 11:17

ooh that'll do it. or a pile of dead cats or my parents doing the bad thang... yup, that worked.

AlmostAChristmasAngel · 21/11/2005 11:23

cool name dc!

AlmostAChristmasAngel · 21/11/2005 11:24

ooh and sj!! lol

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 11:25

right back at ya ACA! . you're quiet these days. nice to see you.

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 21/11/2005 11:27

Hellllloooooo Angel! *waves madly

Can't stop.. must get back to my Black Eyed Peas bashing..

AlmostAChristmasAngel · 21/11/2005 13:39

lol im very stiff at mo so having probs sitting at pc hows you doing

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 14:03

dare i ask... why are you stiff angel?

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 21/11/2005 14:42

Have you done something bad and fallen from the heavens Angel??!

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 15:02

she's disappeared again. she's a slippery little sucker

i'm dieing to know why she aches.

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 21/11/2005 16:04

She said that she was stiff, not that she ached! Get back to your 'Christine Hamiltons..'!!!

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 21/11/2005 16:20

lol.. i must have had SackAche on my mind!

aloha · 21/11/2005 19:40

Jess, the 'list' was because I was responding to someone who suggested that as a (primarily health) journalist I was morally equivalent to Jordan. You probably missed the reference as you probably don't know what I do for a living.

You also said "Some men will always see women as witless sex objects only.. although, frankly, they must be a very small minority who would make such a ridiculous assumption about a whole 50% of the population.. and frankly, who cares what men like that think anyway! "

I care because women have to live and work with men like this, and they have the right to sit on juries judging rape cases.
I believe that the image of women put about by the likes of Jordan and Abi Titmuss is one of the reasons why more than 90% of rape cases fail.
I think that's a good reason for despising someone.

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 21/11/2005 20:17

No Aloha I didn't know you were a journalist.. I am impressed.. and jealous

I see your point but women don't have to live with men like this surely..! They may have to work with them but you have a choice about who you continue to be involved in a relationship with. I won't comment on the reason most rape cases fail because I don't know enough about the justice system.

SJ x

oliveoil · 22/11/2005 14:56

well I don't know about the blaming of Jordan/Katie for all the worlds ills (get a grip everybody) but I thought her voice was brilliant.

Outfit was shite though.

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 22/11/2005 15:16

she was miming.

oliveoil · 22/11/2005 15:16

was not

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 22/11/2005 15:17

she bloody was and she's an old trollop.

oliveoil · 22/11/2005 15:18

Is your name Dwight Yorke by any chance?

DaddyCoolNippingAtYourNose · 22/11/2005 15:18

lol! yes and i'm f**king bitter i tell yah!!

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