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Roll up Roll Up - Apprentice!!

335 replies

Tee2072 · 25/05/2011 21:01

There ya go, chipping!

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Tee2072 · 25/05/2011 21:23

She just lied her ass off!

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Folk · 25/05/2011 21:23

Bad mistake re neglecting the treatments...

ChaosTrulyReignd · 25/05/2011 21:24

Yup, that's Merry hell.

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Tee2072 · 25/05/2011 21:24

Derp! Yeah. Turn it on.

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ChippingIn · 25/05/2011 21:24

Hi Chaos :)

Folk · 25/05/2011 21:24

A genuine question...who goes to a shopping centre and thinks "I know, i'll have a quick spray tan?"

beanandspud · 25/05/2011 21:25

Pink dress lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChippingIn · 25/05/2011 21:25

Folk - maybe people who normally have it done if it's cheaper??

Tillyscoutsmum · 25/05/2011 21:25

Its definitely Merry Hill. I'm waiting to see myself on camera.

I'm not sure Felicity is "shining" quite in the manner she wanted ..

SuePurblybilt · 25/05/2011 21:25

Leon may be the worse salesman ever.

ChippingIn · 25/05/2011 21:25

Sue's really not the right colour to show off the spray tan.

2blessed2bstressed · 25/05/2011 21:25

Smelly old lady feet!!

EightiesChick · 25/05/2011 21:25

To be pedantic Merry Hill isn't actually out of town in relation to Birmingham. It's out of town in the sense that it's out of a completely different town, ie Dudley. But I daresay it's all the same to Sirallan Lord Sugar. 'It's all bladdy Birmingham, innit?'

Hulababy · 25/05/2011 21:25

Oh dear

beanandspud · 25/05/2011 21:26

Did I mention already how much I love Karren Brady?

SuePurblybilt · 25/05/2011 21:26

Roffling at 'everyone's so poor'

Susan is amazing

HazeltheMcWitch · 25/05/2011 21:26

Oh, Susan Ma. You and your child-sized teeth, your stupid high voice, your snobby ways and your seal claps deserve to go.

Tee2072 · 25/05/2011 21:26

Well, I once went to a mall and thought 'yeah, I'll get my ear pierced.' And then drove home and drove back because my sister wanted her's done. Upper cartilage it was.

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Camerondiazepam · 25/05/2011 21:26

"they're all so poor!"
Shock

StayFr0sty · 25/05/2011 21:26

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BitOfFun · 25/05/2011 21:26

I've worked out that Natasha is actually this woman after a series of rejuvenating treatments...eeeeeeehh up.

Camerondiazepam · 25/05/2011 21:27

Applauds Hazel

ChippingIn · 25/05/2011 21:27

they need to take them up to the treatment room not just say 'it's up there'

EightiesChick · 25/05/2011 21:27

'Mr Notebook-Calculator'. Lovely line from Nick!

ChaosTrulyReignd · 25/05/2011 21:27

Ooh TillyScout - are you local to me then?

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