Roll up Roll Up - Apprentice!!

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There ya go, chipping!

She just lied her ass off!

Bad mistake re neglecting the treatments...

Yup, that's Merry hell.

Derp! Yeah. Turn it on.

Hi Chaos :)

A genuine question...who goes to a shopping centre and thinks "I know, i'll have a quick spray tan?"

Pink dress lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folk - maybe people who normally have it done if it's cheaper??

Its definitely Merry Hill. I'm waiting to see myself on camera.

I'm not sure Felicity is "shining" quite in the manner she wanted ..

Leon may be the worse salesman ever.

Sue's really not the right colour to show off the spray tan.

Smelly old lady feet!!

To be pedantic Merry Hill isn't actually out of town in relation to Birmingham. It's out of town in the sense that it's out of a completely different town, ie Dudley. But I daresay it's all the same to Sirallan Lord Sugar. 'It's all bladdy Birmingham, innit?'

Oh dear

Did I mention already how much I love Karren Brady?

Roffling at 'everyone's so poor'

Susan is amazing

Oh, Susan Ma. You and your child-sized teeth, your stupid high voice, your snobby ways and your seal claps deserve to go.

Well, I once went to a mall and thought 'yeah, I'll get my ear pierced.' And then drove home and drove back because my sister wanted her's done. Upper cartilage it was.

"they're all so poor!"

I've worked out that Natasha is actually this woman after a series of rejuvenating treatments...eeeeeeehh up.

Applauds Hazel

they need to take them up to the treatment room not just say 'it's up there'

'Mr Notebook-Calculator'. Lovely line from Nick!

Ooh TillyScout - are you local to me then?