Roll up Roll Up - Apprentice!!

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There ya go, chipping!

Chocolate? Way to cause zits!

What a waste of chocolate!!

A chocolate facial from an overweight lady. That'll go down well

I want a whinge. Class!!

A clip in minge?

How many times will Susan tell everyone (pointlessly) that this is all right up her street?

A winge? I spend too much time on MN. I am thinking of something else.

That curling the hair one would be a nightmare to do in reality...

Yeah. My husband would so wear this make up. NOT!

I didn't even 'see' the woman - just the chocolate

But, Sue, it's right up her street!!!

Tee. Is it? She'd have mentioned it by now if so surely...

I thought she said something about it, Sue. Maybe I mis-heard.

I thought he said 'winge' and I thought 'nah chips - you need to get your ears tested he must have said fringe'...

I've never heard of a massage being charged 'by the minute'....

bleurgh....feet

Noooo, not the pedicure. You'll have to touch people's feet. In a shopping centre. In Brum.

Lol @ Karren

sorry to do this - can anyone recap the last five mins, I was out of telly earshot (curses)

What be a whinge?
Why a waste of chocolate?

What did I miss!!!

Not a cat in hells chance I'd go out with a bloke wearing makeup - of any kind. Moisturiser fine, aftershave - lovely... make-up - do fuck off.

Susan has a skincare company?

beanandspud I have a friend who is a massage therapist and she does weekends at shopping centres (in the US) in her massage chair by the minute.

She's a patronising cow isn't she!