Der der der der der der der der, der der der der derrrrrrr:The Apprentice is back!

[PistyNoMates]

Just seen an interview with the big cheese S'Rallan, although Lord Sugar technically. I Love the Apprentice

Can't wait. Although it's still sad not to have Margaret

Brownies please.

God I'm embarrassed for them

It's the non plussed look of the Market people. Hahahaha

Cavemum - yes please :)

About 5 per glass (in my Magimix juicer!).

They would make more money doing soup.

Are they planning on squezzing 1400 oranges by hand?

Oh delmonte.

Could this have been anything? Wasn't paying attention as to how they both came up with food options.

The reason the women always win the first round is because they flirt. That's how come they got a cut rate courgettes!!

'I'm going to want your grapes'

Reckon the poor bugger was worried about his piles!!

What a shame about the veg pasta. I don't fancy the thought of it. This looks like it's going to be one of the more argumentative series!

oooh, slide one down the bar in this direction cavemum

Many happy returns for tomorrow

The woman holding the money's voice is making my teefs itch. I really hope she goes soonish.

Krispy Kreme anyone ?
stayfrosty there is a spare lanky norn iron bloke languishing on the sofa next to me. Free to a good home.

Such a coherent sisterhood, non?

The woman always fail to work as a team in the early stages.

Next one that says 'literally' I am going to hunt down and slap!

We're gonna make soup like we've never made soup before!!! I can see You've Been Fired already!

Ok, I've been lurking and trying not to get drawn into this thread, but I just cannot stay silent any longer. What the buggery fuck is that woman's frilly shirt all about?

(The bossy money one who keeps saying 'you can't spend that without checking with me first')

She looks like she's channelling Doctor Who circa Jon Pertwee.

Why is "do X like we've never done X before" supposed to be a good thing?

There are none of the guys I even vaguely fancy...!

£2 for that?!?!

Melody - oh dear lord.

Thing is, NONE of them are successful business people. Successful business people would rather gnaw their own gonads off than appear on this ritual humiliation programme.

Leader of women team is an Asian Sally Phillips (bear with )

Did they get all the packaging for free or did I miss that bit of the costings?

who else can see the guys mixing up the tomato soup and orange juice