I can't believe how many normally sensible actors prostituted themselves to make this nonsense. No, Octavian did not go to Gaul on a horse. No, they didn't lose an Eagle there, that happened in Scotland, England, which I suppose HBO haven't heard of.
At least Kevin McKidd and Ciaran Hinds have the decency to look pretty embarrassed.
Actually, I think the Romans were pretty keen on minimalist lady gardens - all that stuff about no pubes on statuary etc.
They claim to be trying to recreate violent, chaotic Rome. As lots of other people have already said, I Claudius did it so much better by being an adaptation of a brilliant scholarly novel by a wonderful team at the BBC. Sian Phillips managed to keep her kit on (thank God!) and be way more of a sexually predatory villainess...
But I think I'll keep watching a rabbit caught in headlights sort of way...