Gillian McKeith claims to be pregnant!

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Madness!

Lulu I suspect she is someone who knows precisely what she's doing and the effect of it at all times.

I met her in Hatfield Galleria once - she was cruising with a film crew to look for people to berate

She approached me tucking into a scone and a cappucino. I was a size 12 then rather than the 18 I am now.

She said "I'd like to film you as you are a young person so that I can criticise your diet onscreen and get you to choose a smoothie".

I looked the hacket old bird up and down and said very coolly "You are ten years older than me and you look like my grandmother" in my very Scottish accent.

Her film crew went purple with sniggering.

She did a cats bum mouth and said maybe not. I said definitely not as I would really enjoy pointing out the age difference on screen.

Then told her to eat some cream and pointed to my scone as fat makes you healthier.

Nigella is 50? Noooo way! I look old and haggard compared to her and I'm 27!

Gillian Mckeith is a fruitcake! Although, can you imagine if she is actually pregnant? Blimey!

The woman is completely barking.

Have you seen ?

She claimed to have no idea what the show was about, but then knew enough to know about Jordan's experiences...

Love the song

Well pointed out Flame that's what I thought. "The only person who knows what I'm going through is Katie Price", so you do know what the show is about you old harriden!

I am still pissed off that she made Stacey cry though. I love her and want her to be my pet.

You're funty Flame!

I'll wager Nigella has had a little 'help' though

GM probably looks like how a 50 year old woman used to look before everyone got obsessed with age

I don't know TheFoosa, one of my running friends and I were saying only the other night that there are a lot of gorgeous 60 year old women about and how gone are the days when 60 = wearing what you want, eating what you want and little old lady-dom.

Maybe Nigella has had a bit of help but at least 2 of the gorgeous 60 year olds we were talking about were our own mothers and we're sure they haven't had any 'help'.

Mad McKeith looks rough, harsh to say, but true.

BY the way know both ladies are 50 not 60 but the point still holds, non?

my mum is 56 in june and she looks fab. no help, not even hair dye. she sports the silver fox look very well. she eats well and her job keeps her fit. drinks plenty of water and moisturises daily and that really is it. no facials or anything like that.

Gillian McKeith ( to give her her full title, Gillian McKeith - kudos to whichever MNer used that pithy line last week !) is the worst advert for her eating plan ever.

she looks frail, ill, lined and unhealthy. rather than robust, healthy and strong

that's one of Ben Goldacre's Lulumama :)
and yes, good point, she's hardly a walking advert!
I do feel sorry for her though and wonder why they aren't kicking her out

Perhaps she's not cracking up as much as people think.
I saw a bit of the follow up show the other day and someone was saying they'd been on set for one of the trials and once she was off camera she was all laughing and joking and perfectly fine straight away. This person said they'd felt sorry for her up to then but were quite shocked to see her act this way and didn't have any sympathy at all for her after that.

She's a complete fraud and has badly misjudged the best way to play this game. It's v boring watching her scream her way through everything and I can't wait for her to be voted out.

Somebody suggested a Dr Gillian 'how to face your fears' book / programme might be on the way after this - I would not be surprised.

I've offered to be her birthing partner. At least she can scream and get high on entonox.
Medic Bob will be close as always.

"Gillian McKeith ( to give her her full title, Gillian McKeith" courtesy of

I reckon it's histrionics. Maybe she DOES want to go and is playing the 'unstable' card so she still gets paid. But actually thinking about it, I bet deep down she's loving it all really...

Not that she doesn't have a genuinely barking streak - but I think that's to do with insecurity and attention seeking rather than genuine phobias.

kudos to Dara in that case !

i thikn La McKeith has wildly misjudged the situation and thought that she'd win loads of sympathy and be nurtured and get her own way and be cossetted.

erm,no.

i agree houseofbamboo.

i think she wants to go but i think she doesn't want the associated embarassment of 'quitting' aswell as loss of pay. she's a terrible actress and liar and everyone can see right through her so she is gaining nothing by hanging on in there. i think she's finding the whole sharing her space/life/meals/sleeping arrangements harder than she thought. she comes across as a very self-focussed person and not into learning about or listening to other people' opinions. she is using stacey to keep herself with at least one foot in teh camp so as not to totally isolate herself and also so as the lovely stacey might stick up for her if the others are bitching. she knows stacey has already stuck up for kayla so she was an obvious choice. i don't believe for one minute that she has teh phobias she says she has. she never would have put herself in the jungle if she was a genuine phobic. she cares too much about herself to put herself through that fear if it were real. she is totally playing the "stress/unstable" card as a get out plan. but i do honestly still think there is something a bit barking there aswell. there has to be or she would realise how much damage she is doing to herself career wise.

It's interesting: nobody has stuck up for here. Usually even with the crappest of crap non-celebs, someone will come on and say 'oh but she's nice to her granny and she keeps her step clean' (or the equivalent ) and not a single person on any of the threads has a good word to say about her or her body of work.

Laurie - I lLOVE your story!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

"she keeps her step clean"! PMSL

Or as my granny used to say, "She kept the close stairs spotless".

agree with those who reckon she is seeking sympathy

and that there is no way she is only 50

AgentProvocatuer aye and her nappies were ayeways spotless