Kill Katie 2 - X FACTOR RESULTS

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Well why not?

I'm predicting Wagner and Paige to go.

god they wind me up just looking at them

Ooh these guys are not miming.

Gosh I loathe the faux ernestness though.

Westlife have driven me to do my marking

David Quantick once said that being told that Westlife were the most successful band was like being told the best food in the world was hair.

Don't geddit, they seem quite sweet.

Another boring ballad. I never understand how they get so much of a following. It is so repetative.

Who invited this shower?

No stools... Maybe that means there will be fireworks for the key change?

Although I'm not keen on Westlife I do love Mark's voice.

Damsel Sorry about DS.

I'd never vote for any of this crap either. I hate them all and only watch because I'm a masochist, or something.

I wish Louis would stop insisting that we're subjected to westlife every year. Does anyone care about westlife anymore?

Where are their stools?
And one of them is shouting over the others. Is is the dark haired gay one?

No stools, four boring shits on the stage though

Surely the gay one is the one in the belted PVC jacket?

You'd have thought they'd have had the chance to take their coats off.

God, my sense of humour is morphing into my Dads'....

lOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL how funny bear

nearly fireworks

Well, Cheryl's performed, Danniis sister performed, JLS one of Simons signed acts have performed, Louis has to pull something out of his arse.

Kian looks constipated.

Loving the lyrics - I will keep you safe. Imagine the focus group with Louis - what do girls want? "Be with you forever" -done that. "You're the most beyoodiful" - done that. "Creepily imply will love you after death" - done that. I know - we'll keep them safe. To be followed up with "I'll buy you something nice for Christmas"

They can sing though can't they? They're singing a crap poppy ballad but they can hold a tune. Which isn't v X-Factoresque now is it?

Thanks bearcrumble. He's fine really, just a bit of a disaster this weekend. He's 14 months and completely bonkers, so I predict plenty more trips to A&E with him over the years.

The gay one is the one on the end. The belted mac guy is married to Bertie Ahernes daughter.

I think

jiggin' up and down

how do they keep their knees so bendy