X- Factor! Boot Camp!

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Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

wmmc, oh yes. Singing tales of bumsex and biscuits.

What is he doing with his legs?

wmmc i'm in.

at least he is adding in lots of random pauses to make it his own

he just SKIPPED around the stage. I have done sticky kids and tumble tots - I KNOW a skip when I see one!

who's that yaddah? The blonde one with pearls round her forehead??? (I mean - whit????)

He looks like my butcher - who suspiciously wears the same hat

Cherly back for judges houses

and louis has Sharon o with him

bit peed off that louis always gets the shittiest category

willbe a stitch up if chezza wins for third year in a row

He's got the same fucking annoying accent as that twat off The Real Hustle who can't decide if he's Scottish or American.

He should've had a good cough and cleared his throat before singing.. maybe sucked a fruit flavoured lozenge.

who was the little care worker, loved her,

Mumsnet audition could work for Britain's Got Talent. We could be a troupe of dancers like Diversity called "Nice Ham" and throw Mooncups at each other or something.

Nicole is coming across great btw. Reckon she'll be judging us one - you heard it here first (created from my own head)

There is no need to describe Louis like that FiaGrace.

she is back at the judgges house bit

"Singing tales of bumsex and biscuits."

What?!!!!

Who was?

What am I missing

I think he missed out, Fia. Louis has the monopoly on sucking Fisherman's Friends.

I quite like that idea Ninks - or competitive lactation

ahh thanks! Do you think it is because she agrees with him more?

this is like a comedy show right?

Fia, are you the vocal coach?
"You're a bit shit. Have you tried a fruit-flavoured lozenge at all?"

Ninks that is so............. funny

Apparently so goingbacktowork.

Yadda - skim back up to my suggestion re mass mumsnetter auditions.

I liked the care worker - really cute wee thing