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EVERYTHING is a fucking battle!

33 replies

MessyNeate · 02/12/2024 14:42

17yo DS.

Works.

Everything I ask him to do turns into a fucking massive deal.

Simple things like,

Helping me get the shopping out of the car.

Helping me with the bins on bin day

Keeping his room tidy

SHOWERING is a daily battle! I can't just ignore the fact he doesn't shower because he makes the whole house smell. It's disgusting, last week. Each evening this battle went on for four/five hours every single night.

Just now, an hour argument over the shower, in which he had sworn down he had showered when I was out food shopping a hour ago, the shower and bath was BONE dry!

I just don't get it, he is in a household where both adults pull their weight. Both adults shower every day, although not the same at his father's.

He works part time and seemingly gaming is his life, which I wouldn't care about if he didn't fucking smell so bad! He works in food retail so smells of that and BO

OP posts:
TinyMouseTheatre · 02/12/2024 16:43

Why is he only working PT? Is he in college as well? What are his plans?

LilacLilyBird · 02/12/2024 16:45

These are all pointless things to argue about imho and I just couldn't be bothered to

DrFosterWentToGloucester23 · 02/12/2024 16:48

Shopping and bins - meh. I wouldn’t ask another adult to help me with those tasks. I’d just get on with it. By the time you’ve argued over it, you could have done it.

Not showering is non-negotiable. WiFi gets turned off unless he smells clean.

LilacLilyBird · 02/12/2024 16:51

Make sure he's using a bar soap for his armpits because shower gel doesn't work properly on pits

Just bog standard Tesco bar soap but NOT a moisturising soap because that won't work on BO either

The smell of BO makes me retch so yes that would be a bone of contention

TinyMouseTheatre · 02/12/2024 16:52

DrFosterWentToGloucester23 · 02/12/2024 16:48

Shopping and bins - meh. I wouldn’t ask another adult to help me with those tasks. I’d just get on with it. By the time you’ve argued over it, you could have done it.

Not showering is non-negotiable. WiFi gets turned off unless he smells clean.

I do tend to agree with that one. We don't ask our 17 yo to help around the house but they are ND so it might be a bit different.

They do understand that they have to keep clean though and it's done through calm conversations.

I will wash any clothes that are not fresh and wash their bedding once a week. I also take dishes out daily and open the window regularly so that it doesn't smell in there.

Wi-Fi is indeed a privilege though. I would give him a bit of help hy stripping his bed and doing some what's hung when he's at work, empty the bin, take the fishes away but if he still won't have a shower then the Wi-Fi goes off.

TinyMouseTheatre · 02/12/2024 16:55

LilacLilyBird · 02/12/2024 16:51

Make sure he's using a bar soap for his armpits because shower gel doesn't work properly on pits

Just bog standard Tesco bar soap but NOT a moisturising soap because that won't work on BO either

The smell of BO makes me retch so yes that would be a bone of contention

Agree with a good bar soap but he won't smell fresh of his sheets and clothes aren't clean.

BrightYellowStar · 02/12/2024 16:58

LilacLilyBird · 02/12/2024 16:45

These are all pointless things to argue about imho and I just couldn't be bothered to

I disagree with this concerning personal hygiene. He has a job which involves food and the general public, basic personal hygiene is a must IMO.

Agree that I wouldn't get worked up about the other issues for now - personal hygiene should be the focus.

Either - he gets into a routine of waking up and showering properly or, as PP have mentioned, the internet doesn't go on. I'd focus on explaining

I'd recommend having a calm chat about it. Explain the health implications "Not keeping clean can lead to skin problems, bad breath, and even infections. It’s not just about how you smell but about your overall health." Relate the importance of personal hygiene to his job and basic self respect. Mention the consequences of his actions "When the house smells because of poor hygiene, it’s uncomfortable for everyone. Imagine how it would feel if you had to deal with that from someone else."

By making the conversation practical and framed around their own benefits, you’ll likely get through to them better than if you approach it as criticism.

newdiamondring · 02/12/2024 16:59

Switch off the WiFi and stop paying for his phone. Stop doing all the extras for him.

That'll do the trick.

Of course he should be helping around the house otherwise how are you preparing him for adulthood in less than a years time?

LilacLilyBird · 02/12/2024 17:00

My DC are a bit scared of using the washing machine in case it blows up or something

DD did actually blow up our microwave when she was little after putting a metal object in

DS now at uni is happily using the washing machines and dryers they provide but never wanted to at home

@BrightYellowStar I have addressed that in a subsequent post if you had bothered to RTFT

BrightYellowStar · 02/12/2024 17:03

@LilacLilyBird I did read the full thread and was already preparing my response. Apologies that our timings overlapped, so I missed your latest post. Rest assured, I am quite familiar with how forums operate. You seem like a joy to engage with.

Bignanna · 02/12/2024 17:06

LilacLilyBird · 02/12/2024 16:45

These are all pointless things to argue about imho and I just couldn't be bothered to

So you’d just do all these jobs yourself and leave them to loll around?

menohnopausal · 02/12/2024 17:08

I'm surprised that the answers are leaning towards "pick your battles". Yes, it's true that by the time you've asked/explained you might as well have done it by yourself, but that's not the point. That's what breeds weaponised incompetence!

OP, it sounds very bloody annoying. I'm wondering if PDA-friendly/low demand parenting might be an option here? (Probably easier for you to Google that/use chatgpt to tailor it to your situation). Is there any possibility he's ND? (Especially thinking about the shower aversion!).

MushMonster · 02/12/2024 17:16

He may need to shave his armpits OP.
I do not agree with leaving him getting away with not helping.
Well done to you gor persevering. But it is taking far too much time from you.
Sit him down, look him in the eye, tell him you want him to be a lovely gentleman that women will love and who will get on well with life. Arguing, instead of helping anyone to load/ offload/ any other chore and smelling will lead him nowhere in life. People love chilvary and cleaningless. It makes the person look pro-active and caring.
Maybe he is lacking of any vitamins or depressed. Or he does not sleep properly due to gaming. Is he telling you about any health issues? Maybe get him some male vitamin supplements and some books, to read before bed, instead of gaming.

You are not alone in this battle.
I am starting to think they do need us more now than when they were little.

menohnopausal · 02/12/2024 17:17

Actually with the personal hygiene, there's a possibility he's going to learn for himself the hard way that he needs to shower more often (criticism coming from someone harsher than his mum!). I sometimes take solace in the fact that I'm not the sole influence on my kids, even if it means the painful experience of seeing them learn the hard way 😬

MushMonster · 02/12/2024 17:21

And, once any possible health issues are ruled out, I would indeed start with consequences, no Wifi.

MissyB1 · 02/12/2024 17:33

I would insist on him doing all of those things. My 16 year old has to help me with me with shopping bags, reaching things from high places, jars with tight lids etc… I can’t imagine him refusing!

As for the showering you need to make sick noises every time he smells, tell him the stink is making you sick. And remind him if you smell it so will his colleagues, and they will be talking about him.

mathanxiety · 02/12/2024 17:39

...though not the same at his father's.

There's your problem, right there.

It's also your solution. Send him to live there.

They can wallow in each other's filth.

TinyMouseTheatre · 02/12/2024 18:12

I missed the bit about his DF.

Crumpledpapers765 · 02/12/2024 20:34

My stance on this is a half way house - so yes personal hygiene and chores are definitely important - but so is maintaining a good relationship bc ultimately it’s the quality of that relationship that will see them through life when you are not there. It’s a difficult balancing act.

You must have an inkling that arguing about showering, with a seventeen year old, for four or five hours every evening for a week, is madness though op?

It’s hard to advise without more information. Is this teenage rebellion? Depression or another mh issue? Weed? A gaming addiction? Is this a sensory or executive functioning issue ie ASD or ADHD? Or are you over-controlling? (If you were insisting that he showered while you were at the supermarket then most 17 years old would object to being micro-managed like an eight year old.)

If you have ruled out all of the issues above, including ill health, and he is functioning well in other areas of his life, then although it’s counter-intuitive op, and absolutely infuriating for you, and you have good reason to do so, but stop micro-managing him so much and let him suffer the natural consequences of his behaviour. And yes, choose your battles.

A teen should be able to sort out their own hygiene without nagging from about the age of twelve or thirteen without reminders. They should be doing their own laundry too. And cooking or at least helping to cook dinner one night a week. It won’t be perfect or how you do it but that doesn’t matter as long as they have made some attempt. Let him have some ownership or investment in some part of the household.

Let him live in a pig-sty of a room if it’s not a health risk, the sheets are changed regularly, and no food or drink is left up there, if it’s messy then the natural consequence is he won’t be able to find things and he won’t be able to have friends back.

Doesn’t help you unload shopping from car = you don’t help him with things like lifts in to town or to his friends’ houses.

The more you try and dictate what he does, the more he will push back. All responsibility for doing things needs to be firmly directed back on to him. Don’t parent him from the top down but from the sidelines.

He needs to reject you and his dad and your values to a certain extent to work out which rules are important to him and what sort of an adult he wants to be. Don’t get worn down by it. Go out and model enjoying your life yourself. As long as he has an example of one parent in his life modelling good routines, 95% of the time, it will come right.

He doesn’t wash, he gets teased at school and loses his job. He loses his job, he has no money. You can remind him but the responsibility needs to be firmly on him.

He doesn’t wash, you can remind him that it is his decision as it’s his body, but it’s a courtesy to others, including you, to smell pleasant and if he wants a gf or bf, then smelling pleasant is a basic step to achieving that.

Honestly though, if a teen of mine were really smelly all of the time, I would be asking questions about his or her mh. Asking why he doesn’t want to get too close to others? Why is their self-esteem so low? Or whether firm limits need to be set around excessive gaming?

Otherwise, don’t tear your hair out about it, because this is a phase. He is a bit smelly and entitled now, but this is not the man he is necessarily going to be in five years time, so don’t panic.

Ignore the negativity, the complaints and the eye rolls and be sympathetic but firmly insistent. And insist because you want him to develop his reliability and resilience and keep his promises to himself.

And talk to the person you want them to be, not the person they are atm. So keep optimistic; in other words that you trust him to come right. Don’t go down the route of thinking that this is him for life.

Use humour and don’t let all of your interactions become negative. Maintain a very obvious distinction between loving him for who he is, and let that be known often, but not necessarily being impressed with his current behaviour. Make sure you spend some pleasant time with him when you don’t argue.

Keep saying to him, that you will be interested to see what choices he makes in order to earn that lift next week or to receive the whole of his allowance, or have the wi-fi on, or whatever your rule is, and you are confident that it will all come good. Eg you set the expectation, you put the ball firmly in their court, and you give the impression that you believe they are capable and will do it, even when you have very little hope. They won’t always do it but that approach gives them space to change and improve..

When they don’t do it, be disappointed for them and not for you.

And when it all gets to much, just leave the house for a bit and sit in the car and scream! 😬.

MessyNeate · 02/12/2024 22:59

Thank you all.

Apologies for disappearing. Burnt my arm and ended up in A&E!

I've actually come back and he's put the bins out.

To give more information.

Gaming is the issue. It drives me mad. He does have adhd but functions well mostly!

The dynamics are. I have two boys at home one has left the bedt so to speak, they've always had chores. My DH isn't his father, but he also works away for months at a time, I work full time shifts. So yes I expect him to do some simple chores equally I don't want them to end up being useless husbands one day!

I take him to and from work.

I drop him to other places

It's the gaming that's the issue. If anything interferes with that the god help us!

OP posts:
LadyGaGasPokerFace · 02/12/2024 23:10

Sorry to hear you ended up in A&E this evening.
I think the internet will need to be switched off at times. I couldn’t cope with a sweaty, fast food smelling teen. Good that he’s put the bins out, it didn’t kill him did it? It’s a start, but he needs to pull his damned socks up. Has he got all the toiletries he’s needs? Try and encourage him with some new products so he can take pride in himself.

Crumpledpapers765 · 02/12/2024 23:17

Hope you are ok op and that your arm heals quickly.

That’s great that he put the bins out! A glimmer of who he really is underneath!

Obviously the ADHD will increase his impulsivity and susceptibility to screen addiction or dopamine chasing. Maybe some professional help and advice is needed with that?

But otherwise, yes, good routines and non-negotiable periods when the Wi-Fi is off, such as before school and during the night maybe?

Edited to say: obviously very easy to say and difficult to put this in to practice when you work shifts and his step dad works away. Sounds like you are up against it op and doing the very best you can.

MessyNeate · 02/12/2024 23:30

LadyGaGasPokerFace · 02/12/2024 23:10

Sorry to hear you ended up in A&E this evening.
I think the internet will need to be switched off at times. I couldn’t cope with a sweaty, fast food smelling teen. Good that he’s put the bins out, it didn’t kill him did it? It’s a start, but he needs to pull his damned socks up. Has he got all the toiletries he’s needs? Try and encourage him with some new products so he can take pride in himself.

He has, I regularly by them. He's got boots vouchers off family for Christmas too.

It's just very frustrating, I can't ,eave him smell because it genuinely spreads through out the house!

OP posts:
Moonlightstars · 02/12/2024 23:33

DrFosterWentToGloucester23 · 02/12/2024 16:48

Shopping and bins - meh. I wouldn’t ask another adult to help me with those tasks. I’d just get on with it. By the time you’ve argued over it, you could have done it.

Not showering is non-negotiable. WiFi gets turned off unless he smells clean.

This is how people, and often it is men, turn into lazy fucks.
Why should the OP do it, sure if he was cooking and cleaning but he's not. Why should he get to sit on his arse when only working p/t.

TinyMouseTheatre · 03/12/2024 07:28

I'm so sorry about your arm OP. That sounds really painful and I hope it heals soon.

Working fulltime, having your DH away for months and parenting a teen with ADHD sounds hard.

Is he getting any support for his ADHD? Is he on medication? Does he have any ADHD mentoring sessions? What does he do to self regulate? Woukd starting the C25K together he an option? Has he tried meditation?

The lack of executive function combined with the dopamine chasing can be crippling. He needs guidance to help him learn how to try and work around it Flowers