Walked in ds1s room to investigate the noise upstairs after he'd gone to bed and I do wish I hadn't

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From now on I knock. I have learned my lesson. Boys need privacy even if you think they're asleep. I will never enter his room again without knocking. Never, ever again.

He apologised, I made out I hadn't seen anything and beat a hasty retreat.

Tomorrow do I make out like I never walked in the room or do I tell him it's perfectly natural and everyone does it?

I like the note idea if you are too embarrassed to chat face to face

Unfortunately, not everyone DOES know it is normal. I'd just say, about last night, don't worry, everyone does it but can you make sure you change your sheets once a week and do you need tissues? lol Make it lighthearted. My ex gave my son some condoms and said do it in them, much less mess and of course it teaches him how to put them on for later lol

As for the technique, my ex said he used to shake his up and down! It worked as it was all so new and sensitive. He couldn't work out the wank hand signal lol He doesn't remember when he worked it out (he also on his first time with a girl just put it in and waited! bless...he was very naive

did you catch him doing what I think you did

I wouldn't say a thing about it

Oh how this thread has made me giggle
Have had to shoo dd away as she has a habit of reading over my shoulder and already wants to know what's so funny.

How funny. I'm EVER so glad to have dd! I have 3 nephews and i keep winding my sil up.

This thread has really brightened up my day. Luckily I have 2 DD's

Just remembered one son (age about 12 at time) walked in on me and ex in a one less than 70 position once!

He walked out sharpish and went back to bed

Next day I sat him down and said sorry you had to see that.....he answered "it's ok mum, I know you have sex, maybe next time lock the door!" Not an ounce of embarrassment, not even a little blush. Talk about child being the grown up lol

I have to say, we did lock the door after that hehe

Great thread. Have laughed at so many posts that I can't namecheck

Make sure he has a large box of Kleenex and a lined-bin to drop them in. And move his bed away from the curtains

Babyblue - and girls don't do it!?

oh of course they do, but ladies are more discreet aren't they? Actually, at what age do girls do it?

PMSL at Kathys note.

Girls are a lot less messy! And they'd start around 10/11yo?

dh says the best thing for you to do is SAY AND DO NOTHING! he says that your ds will not want to talk about it or be talked to about it

Really, that young? Am i a little naive?

I didn't say anything to him. He didn't say anything to me and I had pushed it to the back of my mind.....UNTIL I SAW MY POST UP HERE AGAIN!!! aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

Oh my god really hope this doesn't sound to naive but i don't remember doing it? It was that good!

THE ORIGINAL POSTER HAS DEALT WITH THE SITUATION AND RATHER WELL IMHO

CAN WE LEAVE HER ALONE NOW?

oops

wrong frickin' thread

so sorry

carry on

I got scared . I was being flippant as is my way and ran for cover

Pmsl how funny. Have to admit that was shocking.

PMSL, poor DS

It's all been put down to experience. I do hope that all you mums with sons take note and KNOCK before entering