Look at this - website that photoshops your pictures

[squeaver]

problem is the After shots look so, well, fake

I hope you're on good commission, all you new first-time posters .

I'm loving these new posters.

You've got the MN posting style spot-on!! Keep it up, girls!

A touch NM-ey, I thought...

i may be a first time poster - but not a first time reader - but your arrogance has really annoyed me so i had to respond -

Yes I particularly like the xx at the end of the post.

Actually, that's where they should be aiming their marketing

3 hours 17minutes since I last morphed from size 22 to size 8

I like fernan, though. I think she'd fit in if she sticks around.

Yeah! Let's adopt her, Prof.

Embrace your wrinkles, Fernan, and jump in!

If you've read MN before, you would surely realize that we are all highly intellectual discriminating types who demand only the very best in photo fakery, surely?

well, I would if I was not shouted at every time I do not share your opinion

Shall we stop shouting and just agree to smack your bottom sharply instead?

That sort of thing is usually reserved for regulars, you know.

Umm that sounds rather enjoyable

Especially when delivered by BoF. Have you seen her profile pics? She's HOT.

That reminds me, I need to change back to my civvy name...

She has had so much airbrushing, she has not just got rid of the wrinkles her whole head is gone! Are you sure you are not the one working for this company??

I'm back- yes, squeaver has nailed it. I am indeed hot- because I have an artist for a partner. Much better than photoshop: all he has to do is imagine that I am not hideously overweight with warts and too much facial hair, and fanny's your aunt

Hahahahha fernan

I still have a head on this, my proper profile, honestly

Are we all friends now?

Only if we can send you to be spanked by scary-looking plastic ladies, Sofia.

Like this

tut

What a nice family!

I am surprised you feel so strongly about airbrushing-I see you work in a lingerie shop, all the merchandising, packaging, catalogues and point of sale are always soooo done up.

You seem obsessed with spanking?????

And scary looking plastic ladies..... That could cost a fortune! My father in law would probably pay!

tut again