come nad do a peruna on the new NExt directory

[RonNumber]

i was like this as i thumbed through it.
i normally turn down a couple of pages butOH MY GOd

the shockers
were

jumpsuit

www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/shoesandboots/10/1?extra=sch&n=women&pid=707-790&exclude=00E00%7c00ED0 0&returnurl=%2fsearch%3fp%3dQ%26lbc%3dnext%26uid%3d50380977%26ts%3dv8%26w%3dmesh%2520shoes%26af%3d%2 6isort%3dscore%26method%3dand%26filter%3dsubset%253a4201%26nxtv%3d000%26nxti%3d0&bct=%26quot%3bmesh% 20shoes%26quot%3bmeshshoes

shitcathcers

They don't seem to realise that there are fabrics beyond polyester. Yuck.

The clothes models are too thin and too pouty.
The underwear models are just tramps

the first few links made me shudder, that model looks so unhappy in that flowery jumpsuit thing too.

yes that is ok

"imagine the static on that jumpsuit between the legs" lol at that comment, I am imagining it said by Dierdre's mum.

Jumpsuits are all right, but not from Next fgs.

Next is awful. It is favoured by Recruitment Consultants for the pinstripe suit/waistcoat/trousers combo, people stuck in a 1988 timewarp who still think next is fashion forward, and people who are too terrified to go into Mango or Oasis.

Nice skinny jeans, though. I run past the polyamide horrors and go straight to the jeans, and laugh at the caridgan/shirt combos on the way out.

That tunic is grim! It has a pattern like my Granny's curtains.

Oh yes yes yes, let's ignore the womens stuff this season, but IMVHO there are lots of nice fun clothes for little girls and a few quite smashing and funky babygrows to be had!

at boobs! Her femur seems to have slipped down to under her thigh too.

The last few things I have bought from next have fallen apart within weeks.