Tell me everything that is bad about this dress

[Rhubarb]

I made the mistake of visiting a Monsoon shop and pretending I could afford any of their clothes. I saw this dress and tried it on. It was a perfect fit and just looked absolutely stunning.

I can't remember the last time I bought anything new for myself or the last time I looked so good in an outfit.

But I can't afford it and never will, so tell me all the horrible things about it so I can persuade myself that it's not worth the money anyway.

Connor, that dress is very similar but I don't really like the bustier effect at the front.

Anyway - guess what? The woman who was selling them on ebay for £45 in the wrong size has contacted me to say she can provide a size 8!!!!!!!!

I talked it over with dh and he's agreed to buy it for me as an early Christmas present!

The only difference is that instead of black, it's in a dark chocolate brown. But because I'm so pale that might suit me better as it warms my features a bit.

I'm so excited!

1)i have one like it

that should be enough

( got mine from tk maxx)

congrats. on early xmas prezzie - now you have outfit to come to xmas do.

all you need now is to tell your visitors to fuck off

um, the visitors aren't actually coming now until the following Thursday.

But I still can't come mate, sorry. £55 return on train, plus money for hotel, plus £20 deposit for the do, plus spending money.

I could have the dress new from Monsoon for that.

Wow, hurray for DH! Please link a photo of you in the new brown dress so I can pretend I am an 8 again say how lovely you look!

Ha ha! No photos I'm afraid PosieParker, I like to be faceless on here.

I'll just have to tell you how it looks once I get it!