Where in the name of God can I buy a boy's coat that is not turd brown???

[moondog]

Or a dull dark blue?
Christ, it's grim enough without adding to the muted palette of a British winter eh?

Have you tried TKMaxx's ski-ing stuff? Ds has a fab bright red jacket from there.

moondog - Please don't use God's name carelessly

Sorry, Meglett - there's a funny echo in here tonight!

oh you nutter
god doesnt exist