Has the Bi annual laugh and point at most things Per Una been done yet?

[Megglevache]

Or has it been replaced by Topshop?

That is the best thing on the thread. For sure.

has this appeared yet? It certainly is 'Speziale'.

i like that dress actually, shoshe, and the hitched skirt and me and jumente are yoghurty avoiding freakazoids, so it ain't all bad!

yes,in Voldovian "Speziale" means Bag'o'shite.

yep, the 'stand and deliver' jacket

no redeeming features at all

spezialle?, oh yeeeeeeeees

oh megg, made my tea spray all over my keyboard!

oh my mistake it means bag'o'spuds.

A 'fashionable' coat

Possibly, it could be 'fashioned' into a picnic blanket. Or boiler insulation.

I'll get me coat

Gives GOML a hard stare and pushes her off the runway

Hmmf no fashion sense these Yokels

What about this one for hanging around the house in?

Maybe all their designers are colour blind, and hence think snot, puke and diarrhoea are valid fashion colour choices. It is the only logical explanation.

Even better! It's polyester! I've only just noticed that. So you can be sweaty as well. Fabulous.

Good grief...I thought all the awful items had already featured...we are plumbing new depths!! Someone has got to show this thread to Mr Rose...

Carmen, your first offering is inspired by a sleeping bag I think.

I am starting to wonder if 'Not yet rated' means in fact 'Not yet bought by anyone AT ALL'

Oh yes, I must Be The First, if it kills me!

and your second offering actually really looks as though some giant camel has had a crap all over her coat. Seriously. I can't shake it, no matter how much I blink.

It's just shit colour.

lol at boiler insulation and camel shit coat.

lol Jumente. Surely someone must have bought it... Su Pollard, perhaps?

That crinkly shiny, camel-shit coat.

Surely only Dorian from Birds of a feather would wear it!

Watch the video for the 'hitched up skirt' (All Saints in a cul-de-sac). Listen out for the 'HMMMURRGH!' segsy lady sound at the end.

oooooooooh genius.

Took a walk around the Marble Arch branch last week with my mother and we were like the whole way around. It got worse and worse and not just Per Una, whose delights we cackled through. The whole range (Autograph etc) just got worse and worse. We couldnt bring ourselves to go upstairs. I did buy this though be kind. I'm haveing second thoughts after an old dear (your mum Dexter73?) told me to buy it and stalked me to the tills and asked again if that was indeed what was in the bag. V sweet but not exactly brimming with street cred

I feel so sorry for the model- she has the look of the ill-fated about her. I imagine her wondering when she'd ever get something worthy of putting in her portfolio. Even her beauty cannot outshine these horrors.

lol at HMMURGH