miserable ageing chat - no fuckers welcome

[NoahDear]

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I keep hearing about these Martha jeans.

Are they slim/skinny enough to tuck into snug-fitting Fly boots?

And are they a good fit for someone who is slim on the hips but "wider of girth" (aka bit of a muffin top)?

I wore grey jersey dress ott and a purple puff sleeved cardi, so not total cas. Dont tell Kerry

not really spray on tbh
greta fo rnight out trousers. ( if they are long enough)

Not sure its worth the risk of being laughed at by the young stick insects Top Shop staff then.

oh no really
they are
they are comfy straight leg trews
if you want to go into jeans go to new look and get jeggings

I tried Primark jeggings on, dear god it was like a novice butcher had made sausages, I bulged in places never touched by human hands.

Today I'm in black gap tee shirt, jeans and Crocs
I know, the shame of it, I'm past help..
plus my hair desperately needs cutting and my moustache is nearly plaitable
I must do something about it...

jeggings, nonononononononoooooo!!
So very very wrong!
They did not even look good on all the young gorgeous size 6 fashionvictimsistas at the hair dressers the other day.
Nonononono, again.

Bought a pair of work out pants for the gym this afternoon and size 14 is large.

jeggings!?

My legs are actually one of my better points but I think I would rather boil my own head thanks.

I love your description of them cocolepew -I'm sure I've seen you on every High Street in the UK

Jeggings make everyone over a size 10 look like this. Fact.

i like mine but i hate the word

sooo many people in jeggings who should not wear them in public, especially the wet look ones yuk!

mine are nice

just lok like jeans tbh

the foil ones are the worst

mine also just look like tight jeans

Yes, Dilly, I am sure yours look nice, but you probably also look good in skinny jeans ...

If of course I could find a pair in 80s acidwash on the other hand I might be tempted - not!

Internationale (?) have acid stonewash ones or girls.You could breath in.

Well, I wear maternity leggings, with knee length maternity dresses. I have an enormous pregnant belly with detracts from the fact i am wearing leggings.
This is all I can wear, nothing else fits, and they are blardy comfy.
So ner!

Big fat belly makes my legs look slim

hello am back

have been rethinking lopping skirt

am wondering if should just cut to decent length

what is the length these days

I have no idea

I might put some ric rac braid round it or summat pretend it is 'Fun Skirt' or some other semi-bonkers appliqued Boden nonsense

if anyone wants me I am agonising over reflated autumn wardrobe

am releasing the seal on the bags now

I will post pictures as suggested if requested I am not shy

I am in need of HELP is what I am

Haha at novice butcher

I've got some jeggings. I wear them with dresses generally. From the top down to mid thigh I look like a very old lady with a prolapse modelling sunday supplement trousers. With dress and heels its like a tease of good legs

I thought the sequinned leggings I bought would have the same effect - but with some nightime pizzazz. Alas no

wtf are jeggings when they are at home

Jeggings

those really stretchy leggings that look like jeans, a lot are wet look and even metallic. I didn't know what they were either until tonight!