It's amazing how many people wear ^really^ bad jeans isn't it??

[moondog]

Not just the elasticated M&S ones with black boots and a fleece but skinny jeans are not a good look on anyone with a bit of an arse (ie 90% of the British population). Similalry, all those low pockets and paraphernalia on arse on some jeans make people look even shorter and fatter than they invariably already are.

As you were.

Hmm just attempting to cancel said order from Polish website. I didn't realise it was in Poland, I can't afford to return jeans to Poland!!

Realised I have made classic error in following woman round playground who was wearing very lovely pair of jeans.

I was trying on some in a shop this morning, when I looked down at my OWN jeans on the floor and saw that they are, indeed, a 609...how dim, am I? How dim exactly?

I thought they were a 479 for some reason.
Anyway managed to get two pairs in TK maxx, both 19.99 - a 529 and a 479 I think. Though please don't hold me to tat. I could have bought anything, i have no idea