CHALLENGE MUMSNET! I need a party dress with many, many specifications....

[EdwardCullenCanHaveMySoulo]

Ok, firstly, I'm on a huge budget so it definitely needs to be under £50 and quite honestly, the cheaper the better, it isn't going to get a lot of wear.

Secondly, I'm a size 18 sometimes heading to a 20. Huge of nork and with chunky thighs (paint a lovely picture don't i?!)I also hate my upper arms so some coverage would be nice.

Thirdly, I'd quite like it to be slightly quirky (not tie dye and flounces though you understand!) as I don't want to be a carbon copy of everybody else.

Is this impossible? I've searched the other threads and couldn't find what I wanted. Had a look at the more obvious websites too. You are my last hope, if not then I may have to go in a bin bag accessorised with a sparkly belt.

Edwardcullen my basic party look relies on getting my tits out and the rest goes unnoticed!

Greatfun - that dress is beautiful but out of my price range
The catsuit is gorgeous but I fear I would look like I was channeling Beth Ditto

Twinset, it's a good mantra to have

catsuit = wee probs though. Stripping off to nekkid for a pee is not good when you've had a few drinks.

You could accesorise the LBD with a wrap or bolero the same jewel colour as the tights edward?

Yes,I'm generally a mess after a couple of wine gums and a glass of fizzy water, so wee issues may be large!
Think I have a sequinned (sp?!) bolero somewhere....

Slouchy I can remember in my younger days wearing a catsuit and fell over in the loo cubicle with it round my ankles!

Lol at twinset in cubicle.

I was the gal who came back into student's union bar with her bodysuit (remember them?) carefully poppered outside her trousers!!

LOL @ channeling Beth Ditto

If your handy with a needle and thread you could make your own pee flap

PMSL at 'pee flap'

God the accidents I had with my bodysuit trying to do up them poppers when pissed. nothing worse than that gentle pooping sound as it comes undone after you move to quick only then for it all to ride up and you feel like you have a stanley knife in your knickers.

You're not selling the bodysuit to me twinset!!

not a dress but follows the twinset rules to party wear.

LOL!

better link for the top below here

that top is lovely tsap, especially the navy colour.

Nice top! Will have to polish the norks up for their special outing

not as nice but could be glammed up and again great for big norks and £15!!!

Lovely colour. I'd feel very Abba-esque in that one

Love that 1st top TSAP

I am tempted by the first top tbh.

reduced to £39 lovely colour, well it would be on me and fits the unusual brief but the fabric could be very unforgiving

Yes, that's beautiful but I agree, think I would be all lumps and bumps

£5 over

I have this and look damned hot in it. It is a tad clingy on my tummy but my cleavage is so impressive no one notices.

That is absolutely beautiful! Will investigate that one further too!
Well, I have my week planned out, looking at website links and going into town
Thank you for all your help, I have to duck out now as off to bed. Please feel free to keep linking to tempting gorgeousness though