Would I look like an Oompa Lumpa if I bought boots like these?

[Megglevache]

hmm

I am not tango orange BTW.

My dh pissed himslef when he saw them.

No, but you may look like Mother Christmas!

oh good jesus - noooooo. don;t do it!

i have got them! in black. they are very comfy & slightly welly like (but i do have skinny legs - the one skinny part of me...) & i want it to be autumn now so i can wear them. so i think you should buy 'em (but i did get 20% off).

are you slim talll and lithe

if not yes you will look ridiculous

I wouldn't wear them with red trousers and a coat with white fur trim you know.

They are hideous. Likewise these

um. Best not to I think.

erm.... yes.

slim- no
tall- no
l....- no

Really don't like them - sorry! La Redoute have a nice patent boot in rather more subtle shade of black or brown! Much cheaper at, well Ok not much - about £130, but you'd use a discount code and knock them down to £95.

Lol - I read the second pair as "please note, if you are a larger size you may wish to rethink this style"

I hate the green heel ones but I do think they could look noice.

I want red boots though.
Hmm I really rather like them. it was dh wetting himself that made me doubt...

these or lurve these grin

sorry link didn't work first ones

Bleurgh preggy.

I'm not no streetwalker you know!

Fabulous for Xmas with white mohair cardigan and red a-line skirt

Yeah, but you could get 3 for the price of the one pair from Boden! Plus DH would be made up!

Here you are

La redoute ones. Lovely fit, I sent back because too shiny for moi

Thanks very much. Did you order he vrown or blk?

Brown - they were nice boots. I didn't really feel I suited the shiny though.

You might well! I am Mrs Dull colours by nature...

Good god.

rank as arseholes

Ooo I like Flight attendants ones... although it says 'to fit slender calves'... hmm, it has been said that i have calves only a cow could love...

I have v slim claves (not always a blessing!) and didn't find them that slim. You could pull them on Ok, don't think they had a zip?