Would I look like an Oompa Lumpa if I bought boots like these?

[Megglevache]

hmm

I am not tango orange BTW.

My dh pissed himslef when he saw them.

hmmmm rather muscley calves here.

The Boden ones come in navy but I am still umming and ahhing.

LTH likes the pervo fetish ones I'll bet