John Lewis bikini bottom shock horror - with added bonus for pedants!

[Bluestocking]

Check this out!

Good lord.

oh dear !

Who is this Seafolly Matt?

PMSL. That is truly hideous.

You betcha camel toe it's on sale.

[furball]

And she's a size -24! And even her arse is squished up to her hips!

I'm more shocked by the "seperates" than anything else!

Those are flipping foul!

My god! That's not right.

sorry but if they look awful on a size 0 model what the f*ck are they going to look like on someone my size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to have brightened up your evening!
Just think, if Seafolly Matt can make a size zero model look that misshapen, what on earth could he do with a normal woman?

I just read the description, which contains another beaut for the pedants...

FBB, whoever wrote that description must be a moonlighting estate agent.

They look like they got the model dressed in shorts which should have been in the toddler boys section.

Good grief she looks hideous in those

I reckon so Bluestocking.

'Pure sexbomb'

'These one's'

My thoughts too ByThePowerOfGreyskull

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just got the grammar issue I'm slow.

Gross shorts.

Those shorts are wrong on so many levels.

And so is their description.

anyone?

i'd look really good in those.

They now have them at half price in size 16.

Speaking as an ample size 18 myself, I have to say I can't imagine that'd be a good look...