unforgievable men's fashion criems

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ugh, just thought of pale grey shoes

Trousers which are too short.

DH would do this if I would let him. I have to be very firm

Yuk yes Im with you on the pale grey shoes, especially plastic ones. Also white socks and shoes. Dark shirt and white ties (shudder). Moccasin shoes, I very nearly dumped a boyfriend years ago because he wore them and i could not take my eyes off them, they were hideous and I was so embarrassed.

Men with earings! especially middle aged men with earings and shirt and tie! WTF? Middle aged men with long hair and earings! Actually long hair on any aged man with earings. Yuk Yuk Yuk.

Men who arrange their hair in a "funky" way to try and hide the fact they are going bald. FFS get it cut really short - they are fooing no one.

Any sports wear on anybody in unacceptable unless you are actually playing sport.

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Oh no (hides under desk) my DP has some really shiny black shoes. He polishes and polishes them!

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He was in the army cadets as a youngster and gets a lot of joy from polishing shoes so that you can see your face in them! Mine are lucky if they get a bit of Pledge on them every 6 months or so!

Well fortunately they don't see the light of day very often! As far as the soles go, he would only go and get them re-soled. When my soles wear out, it's shopping time!

Polo shirts with the collar turned up - utterley wanky.

Jeans with a shirt, tie and suit jacket - heinous.

Men over 30 wearing those beaded thong type necklaces or bracelets - tossers.

Crocs. Crocs. Crocs.

vest tops = yuck

those cropped trackie bottom type things.. = yucky yuck

oikballer shirts = yuckety yucky yuck

crocs - feckety yuckety yucky yuck.

Do we actually like anything men wear? [gins]

Heifer

or even [grins]

oh feck I'll try see if that works.

Ooh and Boden baggies. Know an upper class twat who wears them and thinks he's really out there.

oikballer shirts ????

straw trilby hats with beer bellies. seen too many of these this weekend.

Socks and sandals.
Man bags.
Cycle clips.
Plaid trousers.
Ultra high-waisted trousers, accentuated by a belt.
Shirts with epaulettes.

Have just realised DP commits 3 of the above crimes on a regular basis.

ggirl - oikballers = footballers (oiks).. I learnt it from DH (hockey player/rugby player so thinks all footballers are oiks..

My favourite is actually kevballers..

sleeveless vest=hairy armpits on show
short sleeved shirts ( even without ties)
socks and sandals
white socks with trainers when not at gym etc
bare feet when toes & heels are horrible
shorts when they have varicose veins
polyester anything

men with too many things in their pockets
too short trousers
shorts with shoes and socks
skinny men with no bum in skinny jeans
fat men with big bums in skinny jeans

Loafers, especially when worn with jeans.
Tracksuit bottoms when not playing sport, especially the "jogger" variety made of sweatshirt material.
Navy blue blazers with gold buttons, unless you're the president of the yacht club.
Anything golf-related.