Grrr. Have to go to the RDA championships (horsey type evnt) for work next Saturday and I need an outfit

[SheikYerbouti]

I am shotrt, fat, big boobs and own NO outdoorsy clotyhes that fit me.

As is work thing, I need to look fairly smart.

I HATE wearing trousers as they never suit me (27 inch insode leg +wobbly thighs=pig's legs)

I have NO IDEA what to wear!

I have no idea what it's going to be like. It's at Hartpury Clollege in Glos.

Checked metchek this morning and it looks like it will piss it down.

I have to do some hobnobbing though, so no jeans whatsoever.

I'm at a total loss.

Have looked through all of my clothes this morning and have notrhing suitable to getting muddy in (well, nothing that isn't 3 sizes too small)

I have a lovely pair of trousers that would do the job, but they are a size 8. (I am not a size 8)

No.

I always wear heels.

Arse

Hmmm.

Probably a tent and a bin bag they way I look at the moment.

Seriously, I have no idea. I am so out of the look with stuff like this nowadays. The last time I went to anything like this was before kids, when I was 3 stone lighter.

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God, I sound pathetic don;t I?

I think it's probably going to be muddy, so will need suitable footwear

White linien trews are out anyway, as I have an arse made of blancmange

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Lol at "nbice tiop"

"no, I never wear nice tops - I only wear horrid clothes"

Jeans also no no - I can never find any to suit me. Am v odd shape

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I need something that won;t billow in the wind and show pants, which most of my current dress election does

Am willing to buy new stuff (not too expensive)

Yes, am thinking the same LL.

How tall are you Sheik?

Dark - I have auburny hair and freckles, so don;t really suit pastels.