I've found your A/W staple

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Such a versatile piece that will take you from the school run to Waitrose to lunch with the girls to post-work drinks. A future timeless classic, I feel sure.

https://www.prada.com/gb/en/p/poplin-shorts/SP6629_1XV2_F034X_S_OOO

Please no. I mean she's great for her age, but there are limits ...

And a doublet.

She has amazing thighs, to be fair.

Was the model being punished for some reason? Community service or similar?

I got both colours…… such a classic!

She does, but I'm still thinking I've seen her look more pulled together.

And a codpiece.

I’m glad there are two colours, for different looks.

Yes!that was my first thought too. The model looks like she is regretting some life choices...

I used to clean endoscopes and worse gloves just like that. Perhaps she’s just come from a busy day at the hospital?!

That's a utility diaper cover.

I know Prada can like some ugly shit, but that's stupid.

Oh I LOVE the way they’ve teamed it with marigolds. Inspired. You could probably pop a washing up sponge in the pocket. I’ve ordered mine.

I was thinking how you could possibly know what I need for the next season but you’ve nailed it op, thank you 🙏

I’ll have to get the black ones though as beige does nothing for my corned beef legs in the winter.

Pat from Ghosts wants his pants back.

I wonder how they decide how much to charge? I mean, seriously? Can you imagine the team brainstorm -
"We could probably charge £360 for these."
"Nah, have you no faith? Rich idiots will buy anything. Needs to be unaffordable for the riff-raff. Exclusive. Make it £560."

I saw someone wear these, or something very similar, a couple of weeks ago. Are these nappy shorts a thing now, or is this just a freakish one-off?

The woman I saw wearing them was young, beautiful, looked very rich, and still looked ludicrous.

😂😂