Good lord I nearly died

[IAteRosemaryConleyForBreakfast]

A woman just walked past my house with a Kermit the Frog rucksack. It was Kermit shaped, with dangly arms and legs. A grown woman!

I sound like my mother ....

That is terrible!

Surely you would have been well within your rights to make a citizen's arrest?

perhaps she was working for the Men in Black and it was actually a captured alien.

perhaps I watch too much telly

Make her come in and sit half way up the stairs.

Acid Casualty?

On her way to Glastonbury?

aaaaagh. how absolutely ghastly. i sat opposite a 40 something woman on the bus today.... she had a white jacket with large embroidered pastel teddy bears on the pockets and across the back.... bleugh.

It was all I could do to stop myself running out into the street and hurling a sack over her for her own protection.

Then I realised I was wearing a vomit-stained polo shirt, torn cords and Crocs . Couldn't leave the house.

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Fab!

How would you have felt about a Star Wars Ewok bag in authentic fur?

was she hurting anyone?

hardly a fashion felony...

you are WRONG. schedule 1 offence imo.

"Hardly a fashon felony" .... ?!

What on earth do you have to do to commit a fashion felony then?

Or is that croc-wearing ...

My ex boss used to use a shaun the sheep one.

SHe dressed it according to the weather.

She wore disney clothing.

She boasted about shouting down a train at someone else with the same rucksack "look that sheep is naked!".

She wondered why I didn't massively respect her....

I'd like a Shaun the Sheep one, that would be way cool.

A woman I work with has a bag puss one. Purlease.

Just as bad as men in disny ties. Yuk.

Perhaps she was a princess and it/he is her future husband??

god i hate kidults. i bet she has cuddly toys in her car

Perhaps it was her childs. Or is that just too logical

Kidults! Love that. Yeah, kermit bag shite on an adult.

Perhaps she was taking it to her sick daughter who was in hospital and had opened her eyes just long enough to say Mummy I want my kermit bag.

She was with a man, no kids to be seen (and we're miles from a hospital, whoever it was trying to make me feel guilty ). I didn't get a chance to check his tie but I'd put money on his boxers having a faded "D'oh!" somewhere on them.

You were wearing Crocs and you're commenting on someone else's satorial style....
Pot, kettle, black

Yeah, but I don't have any of those twee little plastic flowers for sticking in the holes!

I bet she had a navy blue velour tracksuit on with a winnie the pooh motif on the breast. It should not be allowed.