Thanks for the input everyone - you’ve confirmed my thoughts. I really liked the pattern but when it arrived and I tried it on it looked all of the ‘too’ things that people mentioned. I wanted it to be ok because I liked it but deep down I knew it was a no go.
The material is quite thick so is more forgiving of lumps and bumps than it looks but it’d definitely require significant fake tanning on my part and I’d have to avoid anyone drinking anything other than clear drinks anywhere near me!
Back to the drawing board! I’ll definitely check out the rental link suggested. Thank you 😊