What pubic hair styles are people choosing for waxing in 2026?

[Notarealblonde]

Hello!!

booked in for a brazillian/hollywood later today, as my lady garden is quite overgrown. It isnt my first so i know what it entails.
To the women who pamper, what style are you choosing these days as iv adjusted to hair. I just need a bloody good tidy up if you know what i mean.
whats trending in the pubes vicinity???
i think the whole lot off has had its day??
but equally a full on bush, is abit too much for me. are we doing triangles, strips?? What is going on in 2026??

funniest thread for ages, thanks all. If there is a trend, who is the trend FOR?Presumably men and presumably it could only come from porn. So do men storm out if one's parts are unfashionably styled??

Billy Connollys purple goatee with Lichen Sclerosis and a hint of Bartholin and Perianal Cysts.

This thread is brilliant 👏🏼 🤣🤣

Haha. No im very much a female. Not some sad bloke trying his luck.
i didnt mean whats trending quite literally. I think iv worded that wrong. Just curious to know from the women who do wax what their go to is these days. May be a ridiculous post but to me being waxed is pampering seeing as iv let myself go recently. And iv no idea what is easiest to manage when im so lazy with the whole grooming thing. Im not doing it for anyone other than myself.

thanks for the jokes though it was a serious question hahah.
sorry if it came across perverted or anything.

Cancel that appointment forthwith. The bush is back. Anything else will be embarrassingly old-fashioned

There are multiple people on this thread comparing an adult developed vulva to a child's. That's more disturbing IMO..

I stopped waxing /shaving when I realised that the hairless trend is to make us all look like children . Trimmed bush here

Do what you want to do. It doesn’t matter about what anyone else is doing does it?

Does the sausage not ceate an awkward shape?

Speak for yourself. Not everyone else. Not all of us are weirdos who compare adult developed vulvas to a child's. 🤢

I'm thinking of a skull and crossbones next, like you get on laboratory hazard labels.

While I agree with the sentiment it is kind of ironic that posters are “stick beating” this particular woman - the op.

Centre part with curtains.

So on that basis, l assume you have hairy underarms and hairy legs. Otherwise that would make you look like a child too.

Female, 40s here. I have monthly Hollywood waxes and wear a 36F bra. Seen naked, l look nothing like a child.

Indeed it is! I've weaved my spare set of Christmas tree lights through mine. Looks lovely.

OMG I am SO out of touch. I am reading this thread avidly for tips (and chuckling at the mullets and Xmas tree lights and batman logos etc. Wonderful!) My pubes are all over the place - is that a reflection of my state of mind? The last time I had no pubes was when I had a caesarean. It wasn't a look I enjoyed. Although growing pubes aged 13 was pretty traumatic, when I had them shaved off I missed them. I'd be very interested to know what tidying up involves because I am a tad unkempt.

Regarding the fairy lights... Are they solar powered or battery? Imagine charging them legs akimbo on the couch when the DPD man knocks on the window for you to take in a parcel for ndn.

Is this the state of "feminism" these days? I despair. What kind of a question to ask, as if pubic hair has to be "styled" in the latest fashion. It's bad enough that women feel we have to dye and perm and whatever else is done to our heads of hair to make us "beautiful". Who the fuck cares what your pubes look like? I stopped shaving my legs and underarms when I realised I'd been sold a lie by men that hair was a sexual turn off. Save the money you'll pay for this public hair stylist and buy yourself something you enjoy.

Lady garden 🤢

It’s not ironic at all. Being a feminist doesn’t mean you smile and nod because it’s a woman who is reinforcing the patriarchy