STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING

[FluffyMummy123]

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[drinking cup of tea and scoffing chocolate covered peanuts and raisins]

[looks at feet]

1. Probably
2. Ewwwww, no
3. Nope (pearly pale pink cheapo rimmel one called 'icing sugar')
4. Nope
5. Nope

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Ticks in all boxes apart from mild case of the no4.

Have pre holiday pedicure booked for thursday.

[middling foot smug emoticon]

Ooh - I love Brilliance Cod. Was lucky enough to go to Jessica's own salon in Hollywood a couple of years ago and my bottle is still lasting me from then.
Unknownrebelbang - if you are not bothered - don't worry but if toenail falls off can take upto 6 months to grow back. If you want to go barefoot/sandals and disguise it just wear false toenails. Easy peasy glue on pedicure, french polish ready done, last for 7-10 days or you can take them off sooner. Nailene Perfect Toes or Fing'rs Dazzle toes (Asda, Boots, Superdrug)

What is the bacon rind effect on heels?

[baffled]

I have never suffered this affliction and want to point and laugh am intriged.

A sort of creamy yellow hardening of the heel skin WT.

EWWWWW

But thanks for telling me.

Cod you didn't include

1. are your toes hairy?

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When I have my legs waxed, the lady always whips off the 4 hairs growing out of my big toes. She never asks if this is OK, which I think is a bit of a nerve (and possibly crosses into assault/lack of informed consent grey area).

Of what will you be accusing her, Slubber, theft?

Toes are not legs, so you could also have her done under the trades description act.

1. Crivens, no!

lollollol ' slubber

I would imagine trade descrition would carry more weight than theft (what would one do with 8 toe hairs stuck to a wax strip anyway?)

I do give her a hard levitation/cat bum moth look when she does it, but she doesn't seem to have got the hint yet.

that would be cat bum mouth.

The cat bum moth is very rare and virtually priceless and I'm not giving mine to anybody. Oh No.

I have been very lucky in that I had a week's trip with dh to Chicago. Whilst he worked I "spa'd". For once i(in a very long time) I am "groomed". Manicure, pedicure, facial, micro-dermabrasion, waxing, spray tan, eyebrows tinted and shaped, lashes tinted. Am surprised the children recognised me when I got home!

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maybelline bright red, needs redoing

looks fabby and dries really quick

Hmm, did toes after a bit too much wine watching I'd Do Anything last night.

On closer inspection seem to have been painting large amout of toe, not just nail.

Time to find a cotton bud and the remover, I think.

'tis a nice bright Mac pink though.

where do you get flexitol from? can you get it from boots???

Mine are trimmed polished and not bacon rindy at all but i do like picking at them so should probably run from this thread in shame

Even though my feet are so swollen they resemble pigs trotters (6 months pregnant, another 3 months of hiding my legs to go!) they are buffed and painted (with base and top coat) with lovely Dior bright pink.
Cod, do you do your toe cuticles?

am very smug as my toes have gel on so my pedicure is immaculate even after a week of hols

Um,

1. coudl i do ebtter - maybe
2. are my toenails LONGEr than my toe - no, beautifully trimmed
3. is the varnish chipped OR NON existnet? - non-existent, but that's better than chipped, imo
4. do i haev a BACON RIND effect on my heels? - nope - was at Scholl the other day, so lovely and smooth
5. are the heels all cracked and cack? I refer the honorable lady to my previous answer.

I never get round to painting toenails. Not sure why.

i bite my toenails. then they look rubbish painted. doh.

still, im a teeny bit pleased that i can bite them