dress code: Vibrant! Dress/outfit needed for party, is it possible to have a bit of an hourglass figure but still look funky?

[Enid]

I am a size 12, biggish norks, slimmish waist, not brilliant legs (although kneelenght and high shoes is fine). Slightly matronly of upper arm. I need a dress or outfit for this 40th do. What I dont want is a Monsoon style v neck, sash waist, flared knee-lenght dress - yes that style suits me but I always feel very frumpy in it. Anyone?

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oh come on Anna
emporer's new clothes and all that

If you want to walk around looking like a splattered monk however that is up to you

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good god that is nasty

Oh the pink and beige floral one ought not to be allowed in Northern Europe... or at least have a hazard warning:

cod that looks like something i made in school that went wrong.!

This shape looks good with big norks and small waist.

There are another couple on phase eight that are nice - the green polka dot one looks good.

pretty vivid but not sure whether shape would work with boobs

electric blue number

my very own little number but it is red

Try again joyce

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oi cod and enid
help me on my fantasy dress thread pls

LOL

this?
too curtains?
not a hint of orange

bolleaux

I actually DO like those marni dresses although I dont hagve the a) legs or b) cash

and c they are not vibrant

dunnon whehter i do green

how about this then?

yes like it cd

may order and try on although I think will hang from bosoms in sack like manner causing dh to say 'why dont you ever wear anything that shows off your norks?'

you could hack two holes in the front and stick your norks through
would that please him do you think?

That's lovely
shame it is maxi
would be a bit too abigails party for me

this would show off norks better

They do if you are 5 foot 10 twig