dress code: Vibrant! Dress/outfit needed for party, is it possible to have a bit of an hourglass figure but still look funky?

[Enid]

I am a size 12, biggish norks, slimmish waist, not brilliant legs (although kneelenght and high shoes is fine). Slightly matronly of upper arm. I need a dress or outfit for this 40th do. What I dont want is a Monsoon style v neck, sash waist, flared knee-lenght dress - yes that style suits me but I always feel very frumpy in it. Anyone?

the oragne one

have ordered in a 14

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oh do you think its red [disappointed]

oh I dont want red

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I'm lusting after this which I think is very funky...

Can't find reason enough to justify the price ... but will keep trying

I know you said no monsson
but this is vibrant!

as is this

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Anna that looks like you have had an accident painting in a sack

Anna that looks like a sack with tye dye. It's minging.

you have marni blindness anna

Snap

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Oh God you are all so suburban in your tastes

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