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Not much style in evidence but have a look at this lot for how NOT to dress in April at the races

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Buda · 05/04/2008 08:42

Why why why would you got out looking like most of this lot?

It's April in UK. It is cold. Not the bloody Med.

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JackieNo · 05/04/2008 09:39

And the pic of all the ones in pink wasn't too horrific, actually.

LaComtesse · 05/04/2008 09:40

Alex Curran's skirt is quite nice in a late 80s/early 90s way .

There's an orange creation on there that reminds me of a bridesmaid dress my sister wore in the 70s (my aunt has no taste).

preggerspoppet · 05/04/2008 09:41

if they all weren't so blantently freezing cold they might not have looked completely rediculous, just rediculous.

JackieNo · 05/04/2008 09:42

Agree LaComtesse - Alex Curran not too bad on the bottom half. Top a bit frilly, but positively restrained compared to some of the others.

MaloryTowers · 05/04/2008 09:43

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/04/2008 09:45

God, why do so many of them look like they've raided Grandma's sewing box and wrapped themselves in off-cuts of 70's curtain material????

Kym Marsh & Claire Sweeney looked okay.

What's with the "bleached within an inch of it's life" hair look?

Also not getting the "tits flapping about in the wind look" everywhere look either.

Call me old-fashioned, but girls holding beer cans looks so trashy.

MaloryTowers · 05/04/2008 09:47

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Bumperlicious · 05/04/2008 10:00

Doesn't the one in the pink gingham dress look a bit like whatsherface from Bringing Up Baby?

bandgeek · 05/04/2008 10:37

I can't stop looking at all those dresses, it's like watching a carcrash or something!

I think the worst one has to be the nearly topless girl leopard print dress

bandgeek · 05/04/2008 10:38

wearing

Buda · 05/04/2008 10:38

I REALLY can't pick the worst one! There are so many hideous ones!

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OverMyDeadBody · 05/04/2008 10:48

Oh God. What a mess.

KerryMum · 05/04/2008 10:48

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OllieWollieWoo · 05/04/2008 10:49

Luved the comment on the DM website which was along the lines of "good grief, do none of them own a mirror" Perfect!
To be fair, think some of the "nicer" (using term loosely) outfits get lost amongst the choices made by others standing next to them!

TsarChasm · 05/04/2008 10:53

Pantomime dames

windygalestoday · 05/04/2008 11:02

there is an awful lot of podgy thigh on show .......kym marsh looked as if she was in mourning and claire sweeneys feet are odd colours.......

maidamess · 05/04/2008 11:23

what a bunch of old slappers. St Tropez stocks in the Liverpool area must be at an all time low.

Why do these girls feel that 'tits out, thighs out' is a classy way to dress?

Only 2 pepleo with any style on that page, Kym Marsh (who looked a little funereal if truth be told) and that posh looking bird with the strapless pink dress on, still a bit 80's but hey ho.

So endeth the bitch!

Notyummy · 05/04/2008 11:33

Dear. GOD.

What do they look like?

Do they have some special mirror that makes them look good when they check themselves before they go out?

windygalestoday · 05/04/2008 11:37

I think coleen has her dress on back to front?

zebedee1 · 05/04/2008 11:40

I am speechless.

southeastastra · 05/04/2008 11:47

dear dear, don't they have mothers or someone to tell them they shouldn't go out looking like that

aquababe · 05/04/2008 11:56

That's frightening!

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WanderingTrolley · 05/04/2008 12:06

Fk me.

Nearly all them women look fkin hideous.

I am a Goddess by comparison, and I look like John McCririck.