things i will never wear

[cremolafoam]

1- cap sleeves
2- polar fleece
3- a fringe
4- those strange angular ankle boots
5- orange

a shell suit
velour trousers in public
heels over 2.5" high
a crop top or anything else showing midriff
shoes with a bow on them

oh yes all those too mrspanic
and a thong

Anything that reveals the midriff
hotpants (or shorts, for that matter)
ankle boots
will never go bra-less
spaghetti strap tops

Uggs
A Thong
Skinny Jeans
A strapless dress
Shorts
Nipple tassels
A bikini

Norks too big and have upper arm paranoia for anything too strappy/strapless so that also precluded vest tops etc although I always get vest top envy in the summer. Have varicose veins on leg hence no shorts. Have never worn a bikini, ever, even before my tummy was turned into it's current sad state by two pregnancies.

Uggs - they look like big slippers to me. Am I missing something?

Oh yes forgot thongs(can i also add I therefore won't need to wear those thong pantyliners either - yuk)

polo neck tops

trainers with a skirt or dress
a jumpsuit
a bikini
crocs

Dirndl skirts

Crimplene

Crocs

Blimey you lot what is so wrong with thongs?

Thongs are great when you are in your twenties and have a peachy, toned backside. By the time you are 40 and er,. not so toned, they are vile.

Anyone remember French Knickers? They were "in" when I was first going out with DH and I loved them, silky and sexy but not too revealing. Bring back French Knickers I say!!

Peachy, pert bum?

Have only just departed my twenties and can safely say I have NEVER experienced that pleasure

That said, I continue to wear a thong with pride

CANNOT have vpl!

Thongs. There is something essentially disturbing about a small piece of fabric which spends its entire life up the crack of your arse.

Every time I see a thong, I smell bum. That's what's wrong with 'em.

Desi, you make a good point...

You are not meant to SEE a thong

There lies the fundamental error in thong-wearing

Maxi dress (am too short)
Anything revealing of cleavage (have much better legs than norks)
Thongs, especially of the silky look nylon variety (itchy and I am not turned on by having the equivalent of a cheese slicer stuck up my arse)
Crop top (am not fecking Jordan, nor do I want to be)
Uggs (no, no, no)

crop top
tracksuit apart from when exercising
cao sleeves
roll neck (boobs too big, arms too chunky)
skinny jeans

I always wear a thong and I'll be 42 this year, and I like bikinis and polo necks...

But agree with all the rest

I would like to wear a polo-neck

but in my pre-children days I had a mega-bust and a polo-neck made me look like a matronly-type

still have a hangover about this

I am always in a polo neck, wear them under everything, dresses, tops, nightie, ahem, just kidding about the last one.

Thong
Tapered jeans
Hot pants/shorts
Shell suit
Ramblers sandals
Beret

Uggs

Cropped top/Muffin top

Purple

Puffball skirt

Skinny jeans (unless I lose 2 stone)

Pigtails

10 years ago I could have said 'ready to wear'.

Polyester
Denim
Fuschia pink
Bikinis
Anything with a logo on it

mrsmalumbas - my DH buys me French Knickers. He's a good man!

leggings
tie dye
anything from Next
jersey trousers except when 8 months+ up the stick

cycling shorts
leather/pvc trousers
fleecy jacket-esp ones with:kittens/dogs/dolphins on
playboy clothing/jewellry(sp?)
ra ra skirt
dungarees
thong
miniskirt
puffa jacket

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