things i will never wear

[cremolafoam]

1- cap sleeves
2- polar fleece
3- a fringe
4- those strange angular ankle boots
5- orange

pvc, fuscia pink,leggings, jumper dress,pirate boots,stapless,crop tops,very short spikey hair,double or tiple earrings or necklaces i think so far

Uggs
Short skirts
low cut tops
any psychodelic tops
leggings
2nd those strange angular ankle boots
hot pants
anything stripey
boob tubes
animal print

clothes that are inappropriate for a 37-year-old woman to wear no matter how good a shape she is in and look muttony and trashy.

Anything that I wore first time it was in fashion - skinny jeans, pixie boots etc. I reckon if you see a fashion come around a second time then that means you shouldn't wear it and leave it for the teenagers !

Crocs
Ugg boots
A thong
A French maid costume
Anything with a sporty logo or the Playboy bunny on it.

Loads more if I started to think about it.

Those tops which are just lots of straps going across the back horizontally. makes anyone with an ounce of flesh look like a piece of meat.

wide belts on the waist

leather trousers

Gold leather a la trashy Costa Brava style

Socks with sandals

Silky polyester cream blouses from BHS.

Pop sox (esp with skirts)

Fish net tights

Flat shoes other than trainers
Cropped t shirt
Hot pants
Leather trews
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Anything made from PVC
A thong bikini

Leggings with those horrible stirrup things going under your feet - urrgghh.

stockings and suspenders (sorry, dp)

high waisted trousers (don't care how fashionable they may be, they make kylie look fat fgs)

Lace

Frills ruffles and flounces of any description

handkerchief and/or asymetric hems

chiffon

Tweed (adds at least 2 dress sizes and makes you look like princess anne)

crop tops

smock tops and shapeless tunics

baggy jeans

...man made fibres
baseball cap
culottes
ra ra skirt
dungarees
anything strapless
patterened tights
pastel colours
brown
plastic shoes
elasticated waists
cap sleeves
over the knee boots
gold
a bad haircut...

ok crocs (just wrong)

leggings (soooooooo last year)

jumpsuit/playsuit (can you inagine the camel toe!)

jogging bottoms (wrong unless at gym-even to lounge in is wrong)

fleece (unless rambling-again no excuse)

no tye dye- is a big one. its all over the shops like a cheap raincaot at the mo.
and we will have tosuffer it until september i think,
i haven't had a midriff since i was 14 so no sense i exposing it what with the peritonitis scar and all

i am partial to a skinny rib polo neck. do you have to be over 40 to fnd them appealing? i like them costhey are cosy and hide my toyboy lovebites.(OJ)no a most useful item for all those smock tops and wrap dresses.

Mrs malumbas- i love a French knicker.
lets start a campaign

...lace
gingham
dangly earrings
frosted lipstick
blue eyeshadow
fake tan
long hair
strappy sandals
cream....

a bandage dress

an alice band

parachute trousers

knee high socks.

nobody over the age of 11 should wear them

Open toe shoes / sandals with tights - ergh!

Infact tights are bleugh - hold ups only here!!

Big knickers are also wrong - as are bras that make your boobs look cone shaped!

tods- or boden- style loafers with little chains or snaffles (uuurrrgggghh even the word snaffle makes me feel ill)

high-heeled court shoes (esp white ones)

nautical-themed navy blazer with pleated beige skirt

vulva-skimming babydoll dress

one of those trendy fringy scarves that make you look like you're trying to cover up a huge goitre.

def: snaffle

cross between a and a rofl

has no place on a chaussure

... poncho
cagoul
coloured jeans
safari jacket
beige
snood
fur coat
burberry check
ankle chain
tattoo
navy shoes
carrierbag as handbag...