Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)

[DomenicaAllesandra]

My top contender for Least Flattering To Garment:
(feel free to add more!)

https://www.matchesfashion.com/products/Raey-V-neck-sandwashed-silk-slip-dress-1521200

This is what doing too much Cosmic Kids leads to...

@SapphireSeptember , it's not even a skirt, it's a pair of sawn off jeans with the inside legs unpicked

and a mere snip at £556. 30% off the original £795.

Might have a go with an old pair of knackered jeans. Cost £0.

There was a man waiting for a train this morning who had that exact make model pose. Maybe it is "man at rest" pose after all?

This made me laugh £ 500+++
Friend but almost identical item last week but it was £3 in a charity shop. Honestly looks almost the same

Batsheva or batshit??

https://batsheva.com/en-gb/collections/dresses/products/short-sleeve-penelope-dress-in-navy?variant=43799381606649

https://batsheva.com/en-gb/collections/last-chance/products/patchwork-skirt-in-beige-vine?variant=42913511833849

@Zarataralara , went to a charity shop today and left with 4 pairs of shoes, two tops, a new pair of trousers and a bag, all for less than £20.

Why do I feel slightly threatened by this one 😂

I think the woman in the original post wants a wee!