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Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)

59 replies

DomenicaAllesandra · 10/07/2023 12:04

My top contender for Least Flattering To Garment:
(feel free to add more!)

https://www.matchesfashion.com/products/Raey-V-neck-sandwashed-silk-slip-dress-1521200

Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)
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SiobhanSharpe · 10/07/2023 16:19

Clearly this model's mum never told her to stand up straight.

MrsMarzetti · 10/07/2023 16:49

I wish they would bring back models that can smile.

OhBeAFineGuyKissMe · 10/07/2023 17:45

The model stance is unusual in every photo so I wonder if there is a reason.

Doesn’t seem to be a good way to showcase the clothes to best effect.

AppropriateAdult · 10/07/2023 18:09

The H&M website used to be the worst for this; not a single model was actually standing up and facing the camera, instead they were all draped awkwardly with their arms at weird angles like sort of depressed marionette dolls. It seems a lot better now, somebody must have had a word.

DomenicaAllesandra · 10/07/2023 18:14

@OhBeAFineGuyKissMe, you mean the model herself may have physical limitations?

She's in a more conventional pose here, so don't think it's that.
https://www.matchesfashion.com/products/Raey-Textured-twill-maxi-skirt-1340904

(Though I apologise wholeheartedly to her if that is the case. No offence intended towards any individual...more the strange 'vibe' and angles in my first post, which I assumed a stylist had engineered, and therefore been approved by the designer).

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LookItsMeAgain · 10/07/2023 18:20

FayCarew · 10/07/2023 13:24

Black Giant suit jacket | Raey | MATCHESFASHION UK
Just why?
It looks like a 5 yr old has nicked her dad's funeral suit

£600 for that???
They do say a fool and their money are soon parted.

3luckystars · 10/07/2023 18:23

Emperors new clothes!!!

MollysBrolly · 10/07/2023 18:39

If I was a designer I'd want the model to smile and be happy they were wearing my very expensive, chic clothes not look like they haven't grown out of the teenage angst moodiness

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DomenicaAllesandra · 10/07/2023 18:54

MollysBrolly · 10/07/2023 18:39

If I was a designer I'd want the model to smile and be happy they were wearing my very expensive, chic clothes not look like they haven't grown out of the teenage angst moodiness

I agree.

I know the desired runway/catwalk 'expressionless' look means you focus on the clothes.
Which makes sense.

But static photos are different.

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noodlezoodle · 10/07/2023 21:04

OP I think you might enjoy this: https://www.instagram.com/awkwardzara/?hl=en

Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/awkwardzara?hl=en

ChuckGarabedian · 10/07/2023 22:05

FayCarew · 10/07/2023 13:24

Black Giant suit jacket | Raey | MATCHESFASHION UK
Just why?
It looks like a 5 yr old has nicked her dad's funeral suit

It’s David Byrne’s big suit! In black!

SBAM · 10/07/2023 22:07

I took screenshots of these from H&M last summer because I was so baffled by the poses - I can’t actually tell how long the red dress is because of the pose.

Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)
Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)
SapphireSeptember · 10/07/2023 22:34

FayCarew · 10/07/2023 18:40

HOW much? Shock Fucking hell, that's a ridiculous sum for a ratty looking denim skirt.

Mischmasch · 10/07/2023 23:23

I’m enjoying this one

Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)
Mischmasch · 10/07/2023 23:24

And this…

Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)
oakleaffy · 11/07/2023 02:19

Youcunnyfunt · 10/07/2023 12:52

It looks like they've asked Sandra in accounts to do a Kevin.

🤣🤣🤣

oakleaffy · 11/07/2023 02:20

Mischmasch · 10/07/2023 23:24

And this…

Elephant legs? Especially with the grey.

oakleaffy · 11/07/2023 02:22

Mischmasch · 10/07/2023 23:23

I’m enjoying this one

Model looks like she's realised she might have trodden in dog poo/mud and is hastily taking off a sandal to check the sole to see which it is.

SD1978 · 11/07/2023 02:26

I'm really glad for the close up shot of what I can imagine my nipples looking like in this dress. Nails it for me in regards to buying it........

DomenicaAllesandra · 11/07/2023 06:35

noodlezoodle · 10/07/2023 21:04

OP I think you might enjoy this: https://www.instagram.com/awkwardzara/?hl=en

😆

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swayingpalmtree · 11/07/2023 06:38

Haha! Reminds me of this 😂

Why the awkward model pose? (lighthearted)
LookAtThatArtwork · 11/07/2023 07:03

It's bizarre!

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